Today, I gave my phone number to a guy at the movie theatre. I was excited to receive a text a few minutes later, sure enough when I unlocked my phone I had received a message from an unknown number. It was his girlfriend. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to a rock concert and met this amazing girl. We started talking and then swapped cell numbers. Five minutes later, she asks to see my cellphone, so I gave it to her. Once I got home I went to text her and saw that she deleted her number. FML
Today, I finally got the girl of my dreams' phone number. After texting her "Hey, is this Stephanie?" I got response saying "Sorry bro, I know how you feel, she did the same thing to me." FML
Today, a cute guy came up to me and asked for my phone number. I was super excited and began to write it down when he said, "It doesn't have to be your real number, I'm not gonna call anyway." I still gave him my real number. FML
Today, a cute guy asked for my phone number and I gladly gave it to him. I was feeling really good about myself for getting hit on by the star football player. That was until he called 8 times and left 5 messages. In 2 hours. FML
Today, I got a call from the guy I have been seeing. I wasn't him. It was his wife wondering why I have her husband's number. FML
Today, I finally got the guts to text this cute girl at school. I started sending flirtatious texts, only to find out the hard way that she'd given me her boyfriend's number. FML
Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML
Today, I was texting this guy that I really liked. Things were going pretty well. I got a call from his number and excitedly answered it. It was his girlfriend asking if he was bothering me because he likes to text random people when he's drunk. FML
Today, I was approached by the head cheerleader, and she asked for my number. I was so excited that I gave it to her without question. Then she smiled, and walked away. Too bad my girlfriend was right behind me when it happened. FML
Today, I got my crush's phone number. I started texting him and once I told him who it was, he stopped replying. FML
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distortedcognition 17
What did it say? Did you ask her to kindly pass the phone back to the guy?
Mungolikecandy 19
It could be worse, you could not have found out he already had a girlfriend, dated him really fell for him then found out.
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Comments (6)
distortedcognition 17
What did it say? Did you ask her to kindly pass the phone back to the guy?
Megan Munn 3
lol🤣🤣🤣🤣
RichardPencil 32
Alright, alright, alright!!! So, when is the threesome?
Mungolikecandy 19
It could be worse, you could not have found out he already had a girlfriend, dated him really fell for him then found out.
JackWood 21
You didn't ask if he was single?
Courtney McCracken 10
I don’t understand why he couldn’t just decline your number and say he has a girlfriend. Seems petty to give to the girlfriend and have her text you.