Tutetheblack

Mr Suva, Fiji 9 years-old

CaoNiMa 26 March 2009, 15:42 China 🌶️ Spicy

Don't listen to him

Today, I had my girlfriend over and we were watching a movie in my basement. I ran upstairs and popped a bag of popcorn. Later I came downstairs to find my 10 year-old brother sitting next to my girlfriend, saying, "My brother always says he wants to screw your brains out, whatever that means." FML

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gabby 13 December 2009, 17:30 Canada

Nice try

Today, I was on the bus and a woman got on with her 3 young children. I offered her my seat so they could all sit together. When I went to get off the bus, I realized I'd left my bag underneath my old seat. When I tried to get it back the woman hit me and yelled at me for trying to steal her purse. FML

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