Today, my dad got over his aversion to tight pants, giving everyone at the DMV a good look at his package in skin-tight blue jeans. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dad decided that he shouldn't have to wear clothes in the privacy of his own home. FML
Today, my dad has apparently decided that it's too much of a bother to put clothes on when he gets out of bed. He's been walking around in his tighty-whiteys for hours now. FML
Today, I took my dad out shopping. I managed to pull into a really cramped parking spot and said, "Man, that was a tight squeeze." My dad then looked me in the eyes and said, "So was your mom." FML
Today, I witnessed my dad spreading his ass cheeks to show my mom the rashes his hemorrhoids are giving him. FML
Today, my dad came to pick me up. It would have been nicer if he'd had his clothes on. FML
Today, while grocery shopping, my Dad asked me what I wanted for 'Din-Dins' while scratching his nuts. In a crowded aisle. Wearing short shorts. FML
Today, my dad made me stick my gut out and walk around awkwardly, just so I'd look pregnant and let him get away with parking in an "expectant mothers" parking spot. FML
Today, since my dad decided he's tired of not being completely comfortable in his own home, he now wears only a knee-length robe without underwear so he can "really enjoy the breeze". I've seen more balls in a few days than a pro baseball player does his entire career. FML
Today, I was forced to go to the mall with my dad. He wore a bear suit the entire time. FML
Today, I was with my dad at the supermarket and this guy was checking me out. My dad yells at him with a grin, "I know! I make beautiful babies!" FML
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fifi125 21
He got them apple bottom jeans (jeans) Boots with the fur (with the fur) Got the DMV looking at himmm
shaaza 16
He hits the flo'! (He hits the flo'!) Next thing you know! Daddy got low low low low low low low low...
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Comments (55)
DeathofCareBear 21
I would think that would feel very uncomfortable for him.
CrassKal 27
Tight pants, like skinny jeans, can cause nerve damage to the legs and feet.
DeathofCareBear 21
I know that that's why I don't get why he would wear them.
ZombieVampirez 24
He likes his nuts hugged tight every now and then. Ha
fifi125 21
He got them apple bottom jeans (jeans) Boots with the fur (with the fur) Got the DMV looking at himmm
MrConcise 35
I really hope he didn't get low.
shaaza 16
He hits the flo'! (He hits the flo'!) Next thing you know! Daddy got low low low low low low low low...
TheBelt 19
This comment is life.
ApplePie1994 27
You, sir, deserve ALL the cookies. The warm kind. With double chocolate chips.
Welshite 40
He should have gone with gold sequined pants. Everyone loves those.
MrSassypants 34
They're so shiny that you can see your reflection in them. Those are the only pants that give you the ability to say "I can see myself in your pants" and not mean it sexually.
eunami 15
Top it off with a low cut tank top and his new look is complete
guinea_pigs 9
As if waiting at the DMV wasn't uncomfortable enough already!
Steve95401 49
I hope he at least wasn't going commando in his skin tight jeans.
Cads1 24
The jeans will keep "the package" secure.
Dick_diamond 22
When it comes to jeans, tight is not right..
NickEd 11
Just when you thought the dmv couldn't get worse
abNormal62 23
He wanted them to all know that he drove stick as well as automatic?
IAmMonkey 14
Next time your dad needs laundry done, act like you're being a nice son/daughter and do it for him. and then throw all the pairs of skinny jeans away