Today, my dad got over his aversion to tight pants, giving everyone at the DMV a good look at his package in skin-tight blue jeans. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dad decided that he shouldn't have to wear clothes in the privacy of his own home. FML
Today, my dad has apparently decided that it's too much of a bother to put clothes on when he gets out of bed. He's been walking around in his tighty-whiteys for hours now. FML
Today, I took my dad out shopping. I managed to pull into a really cramped parking spot and said, "Man, that was a tight squeeze." My dad then looked me in the eyes and said, "So was your mom." FML
Today, I witnessed my dad spreading his ass cheeks to show my mom the rashes his hemorrhoids are giving him. FML
Today, my dad came to pick me up. It would have been nicer if he'd had his clothes on. FML
Today, while grocery shopping, my Dad asked me what I wanted for 'Din-Dins' while scratching his nuts. In a crowded aisle. Wearing short shorts. FML
Today, my dad made me stick my gut out and walk around awkwardly, just so I'd look pregnant and let him get away with parking in an "expectant mothers" parking spot. FML
Today, since my dad decided he's tired of not being completely comfortable in his own home, he now wears only a knee-length robe without underwear so he can "really enjoy the breeze". I've seen more balls in a few days than a pro baseball player does his entire career. FML
Today, I was forced to go to the mall with my dad. He wore a bear suit the entire time. FML
Today, I was with my dad at the supermarket and this guy was checking me out. My dad yells at him with a grin, "I know! I make beautiful babies!" FML
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fifi125 21
He got them apple bottom jeans (jeans) Boots with the fur (with the fur) Got the DMV looking at himmm
shaaza 16
He hits the flo'! (He hits the flo'!) Next thing you know! Daddy got low low low low low low low low...
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Comments (55)
nicolemf4 13
just hope he doesn't progress to leggings
crackajak 15
Is there a difference?
ArsenicApple 15
yes. yoga pants- wide cut, made of a thick fabric, can't see through them. made to do yoga in so see through is a no go. leggings- cut like skinny jeans, made of thin fabrics. yoga leggings is a thing too. cut like leggings, made of yoga pants type material, fit to do things like running without being see through or riding down
DanCastellaneta 17
To the average man, the ass is too much to care about the differences.
sprints54 19
He didn't get over anything he wore them because he was going to the dmv
lyricalservant 21
He did what? A grown atss man too.
joelp232 17
best way to get over anything
Jennandco 25
Take a goooodd look OP, That's where and how you were made
IAmReptarrrr 6
whatever makes him happy, just glad I wasn't at that DMV. ...
juarezj 4
Bob saget
imkool136 22
Ummm... All I can picture is a man in such tight jeans he can't bend his legs...
TheElderTROLLZ 15
Imagine the aftermath if all the sudden he popped a boner
limegreenpoopie 31
At least he knows how to advertise the goods