Today, my dad came to confiscate my phone. I stuck it in between my boobs so he wouldn't be able to see it. He said, "Honey, your breasts aren't big enough to hide that." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dad let me borrow his phone while I wait for mine to get back from the shop. I guess he forgot to pass the news along, because within 4 hours I'd received a picture of my mom's tits. FML
Today, while jailbreaking my dad's phone, I found out the hard way that it's jam-packed full of my mom's nudes. FML
Today, my dad came round to the house. Looking rather pleased with himself he pulled out his phone, grinned, and chucked it over to me. I glanced at the screen to see a naked woman. He smiled and said "I tapped that last night". FML
Today, my husband asked me to show him my boob. I began to pull the side of my shirt down when he said, "No, not that one, the big one." FML
Today, my dad let me use his phone. Five minutes later, he had my mom call it because he thought he'd lost it. FML
Today, I was woken up by my teenage son pulling down my shirt and taking pictures of my breasts. FML
Today, as I was opening the door for my boyfriend, I pressed my boobs against the glass to make him laugh. I didn't see his dad standing just behind him at first, but he certainly saw me. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend had his phone taken away by his dad for this past week. I have been sending him naked photos and other naughty things this entire week, or so I thought. FML
Today, I caught my mother trying to text on her iPhone, with her nipple. FML
Today, I joked with my dad, saying I'd gotten my boyfriend pregnant. In response, he slapped me, threw my phone across the room, smashed my laptop, and then took a moment for what I'd said to sink in. FML
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H3YG1RL 0
Lol are you 12?
sailorzoe 14
Gotta have Cs. :)
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Comments (245)
Llama_Face89 34
Ouch...nice one dad!
perdix 31
Blame your dad for the defective genes that make you flat-chested, and see if you can manipulate his guilt into getting you implants for Christmas.
kjbirch7 0
haha owned!
lilyrhiannon 0
Hahaha either you're like twelve or you fail :L
hoofbeats 0
Bitches who wanna say this person is young for having small boobs, proud to be 17 (freshman in college) with 32a. Kiss my ass, at least guys won't want me just cause I got boobs and at least I won't be saggin when I'm 50.
ven_conmigo 2
not all guys like big boobs. and by the age 50 if ur not taking care of ur body.. big boobs or not everything will be sagging.. its clear that ur defense is in denial of ur jealousy of people with big boobs. lets not lash out on the girls with the big knockers!!!
robinhood007 9
19, 30A, and verrrrry happy about it :) its all about confidence and being fit :) you dont need big boobs to look good, just have a nice ass hahah
yamatelle 19
10A? That size exists O_O? They must be like raisin size. ikick you wear 10A?
ikickgingers 15
Wtf are you talking about?? Lol that wasn't me that said that. I wear a 32b, tmi??
GraceKathryn97 0
Don't feel bad, I have a small rack to but lucky me my boyfriend likes small boobs!:)
MrIncredibleSME 3
Why is this an FML again?
onorexveritas 24
HEY PEOPLE I KNOW SOME GIRLS 15 PLUS WITH A CUP BREASTS, DON'T INSULT HER BY CALLING HER TWELVE!
ven_conmigo 2
Um not all guys like big boobs...and if a person with big boobs take care of their body they won't have to be worried about saggy ****. So use another form of defense because you are clearly in denial about your jealousy over big boobs!!