Today, my dad came to confiscate my phone. I stuck it in between my boobs so he wouldn't be able to see it. He said, "Honey, your breasts aren't big enough to hide that." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dad let me borrow his phone while I wait for mine to get back from the shop. I guess he forgot to pass the news along, because within 4 hours I'd received a picture of my mom's tits. FML
Today, while jailbreaking my dad's phone, I found out the hard way that it's jam-packed full of my mom's nudes. FML
Today, my dad came round to the house. Looking rather pleased with himself he pulled out his phone, grinned, and chucked it over to me. I glanced at the screen to see a naked woman. He smiled and said "I tapped that last night". FML
Today, my husband asked me to show him my boob. I began to pull the side of my shirt down when he said, "No, not that one, the big one." FML
Today, my dad let me use his phone. Five minutes later, he had my mom call it because he thought he'd lost it. FML
Today, I was woken up by my teenage son pulling down my shirt and taking pictures of my breasts. FML
Today, as I was opening the door for my boyfriend, I pressed my boobs against the glass to make him laugh. I didn't see his dad standing just behind him at first, but he certainly saw me. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend had his phone taken away by his dad for this past week. I have been sending him naked photos and other naughty things this entire week, or so I thought. FML
Today, I caught my mother trying to text on her iPhone, with her nipple. FML
Today, I joked with my dad, saying I'd gotten my boyfriend pregnant. In response, he slapped me, threw my phone across the room, smashed my laptop, and then took a moment for what I'd said to sink in. FML
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H3YG1RL 0
Lol are you 12?
sailorzoe 14
Gotta have Cs. :)
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hatersgunnahat 0
Um... Why didnt you hide it somewhere else?
aFreedom127 9
He's your dad, he knows you have breasts. The only reason he cares about how big they are is because he cares about who you might be letting put their paws on them.
neongurl98 10
Hah! OWNED!
Cat_Daniels 6
Umm I'm so sorry, but who ever thought your dad would say that?? BTW thanks for the tip on how 2 hide my phone ;)
Q9 0
OMG. I'm 12 turning 13 and I wear 38A cuz I had a back operation and my back is way wider cuz of the 2 rods
zombiekitten87 12
38 a sounds horrifyingly disproportionate...
rickfarney 0
R u sure there not let me check :)
perdix 31
Aw, I'm sorry. I can hide my phone between my boobs . . . and I'm a dude!
Z_Morios_Z 7
lmao best fml ever ! tell him that his are x3
Beffink 0
All i can say to this is... HAHAHAHA
bubo_fml 11
"But Daddy, if I stick it between my legs, it'll go into orbit around my cervix!"