Today, I was sitting behind some bushes in the dark enjoying the view, when some cops came and confiscated my night-vision goggles, then warned me for acting like a "creepy perv." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after taking my crush to the train station late at night, I sat in a local park alone with my thoughts for a while. Two cops appeared out of nowhere and started searching me for drugs and weapons, asking me questions for a good 30 minutes. Not the kind of action I expected tonight. FML
Today, I caught some perverts sitting in a car in front of my house, spying on my neighbors. When they refused to leave, I grabbed a baseball bat and they sped off in a hurry. Later, those same perverts came back to arrest my neighbors for drug trafficking. I had threatened cops. FML
Today, I had the cops called on me for acting suspiciously. I was using a payphone. FML
Today, as I came home from work, I got to my car and was wondering why the door wouldn't open. My eyesight is poor and it was super dark outside, so I didn't realize it wasn't my car until the owner appeared and threatened to call the police. I might need to invest in night-vision goggles. FML
Today, as I was riding my bike, I saw a bunch of cute guys checking me out. Not paying attention, I then ran into a parked police car. Besides getting laughed at, I got a ticket for damaging police property. FML
Today, I was walking my little sister home from the eye doctor. It was raining out so we were kind of in a hurry to get home. We get home and about half an hour later, the cops show up. Apparently, someone saw me walking my sister and called the cops on me thinking I was a child molester. FML
Today, I was stopped by a cop while walking down the street. He was slowly trailing me before pulling along side of me and asking how my night was going. He then said, "You know I can't let you do this. Know those new jeans you bought? The sticker is still on the leg" and drove off. FML
Today, I was having a rough day and decided to go out for a walk at 1 a.m. to clear my head. I ended up being driven home by two cops, who thought I was prostituting myself at the truck stop. When we arrived, they had a nice conversation with my parents. FML
Today, I called the cops on a couple who was fighting outside my window at 4 a.m. They hid in the bushes when the cops came, came back out when they left, and started fighting again. FML
Today, I parked next to a police officer's car in a bad part of town. When I got out, I saw a bag of pot on the ground between the cop's car and mine. When I pointed it out to him, he insisted it was mine and interrogated me to the point of tears. FML
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kfchicken 31
the way you wrote it sounds creepy. what view were you enjoying behind bushes? and I don't think most people would think night vision green is a good way to appreciate a normal view
deathtiki 10
Under what pretext did they confiscate the nvgs sounds like they thought they have probable cause to suspect you of something
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kfchicken 31
the way you wrote it sounds creepy. what view were you enjoying behind bushes? and I don't think most people would think night vision green is a good way to appreciate a normal view
deathtiki 10
Under what pretext did they confiscate the nvgs sounds like they thought they have probable cause to suspect you of something
adjwejaelwkdc 21
Be honest: What "view" were you enjoying?
shannon2348 14
um.....sounds like maybe the cops weren't wrong. ydi
bl3ur0z3 17
Well, don't be a perv.
RichardPencil 32
Sometimes the cops get things right. They're not all bumblers like Amber Guyger.
grass20 3
don't mind！
Charity Taylor 17
I don't know what view you were enjoying. But you shouldn't just go about looking suspicious and/or like your creeping like that. Be more careful of what your surroundings are from here on out. If there's a lot of people; just don't do it because it won't be worth the trouble. If it's like in the mountains checking out some deer by all means go for it. Don't do so in neighbourhoods. That makes it creepy.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Simple solution; stop acting like a creepy perv, you creepy perv.
graayfox215 15
Bravo six going dark