Today, my dad came to confiscate my phone. I stuck it in between my boobs so he wouldn't be able to see it. He said, "Honey, your breasts aren't big enough to hide that." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dad let me borrow his phone while I wait for mine to get back from the shop. I guess he forgot to pass the news along, because within 4 hours I'd received a picture of my mom's tits. FML
Today, while jailbreaking my dad's phone, I found out the hard way that it's jam-packed full of my mom's nudes. FML
Today, my dad came round to the house. Looking rather pleased with himself he pulled out his phone, grinned, and chucked it over to me. I glanced at the screen to see a naked woman. He smiled and said "I tapped that last night". FML
Today, my husband asked me to show him my boob. I began to pull the side of my shirt down when he said, "No, not that one, the big one." FML
Today, my dad let me use his phone. Five minutes later, he had my mom call it because he thought he'd lost it. FML
Today, I was woken up by my teenage son pulling down my shirt and taking pictures of my breasts. FML
Today, as I was opening the door for my boyfriend, I pressed my boobs against the glass to make him laugh. I didn't see his dad standing just behind him at first, but he certainly saw me. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend had his phone taken away by his dad for this past week. I have been sending him naked photos and other naughty things this entire week, or so I thought. FML
Today, I caught my mother trying to text on her iPhone, with her nipple. FML
Today, I joked with my dad, saying I'd gotten my boyfriend pregnant. In response, he slapped me, threw my phone across the room, smashed my laptop, and then took a moment for what I'd said to sink in. FML
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H3YG1RL 0
Lol are you 12?
sailorzoe 14
Gotta have Cs. :)
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Comments (245)
punkin_26 16
But you live in California. Your Breasts should be plenty big enough to hide a cell phone. If they arent you can always just buy a bigger set.
madison001 0
Gotta have big boobs like my DDs
SirWTF 10
YDI, especially if your dad stuck his hand in there to pull the phone out. Next time, make sure your boobies are big enough to hide stuff in them. ^_~
birchknollbabe32 0
Lol I did that when i was 13 but no one found it
FlameingDuncecap 3
put it in ur vag
judasxoxo 0
i wanna steal this ;3
hateevryone 15
should have hid it somewhere else.
yusaku02 20
my girlfriend can make my phone completely disappear, not even awkward looking. Seems like nothing is there
KatelynnKrakin 4
get a smaller phone :PP
The_Walris 4
You deserve it