Today, my dad came to confiscate my phone. I stuck it in between my boobs so he wouldn't be able to see it. He said, "Honey, your breasts aren't big enough to hide that." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dad let me borrow his phone while I wait for mine to get back from the shop. I guess he forgot to pass the news along, because within 4 hours I'd received a picture of my mom's tits. FML
Today, while jailbreaking my dad's phone, I found out the hard way that it's jam-packed full of my mom's nudes. FML
Today, my dad came round to the house. Looking rather pleased with himself he pulled out his phone, grinned, and chucked it over to me. I glanced at the screen to see a naked woman. He smiled and said "I tapped that last night". FML
Today, my husband asked me to show him my boob. I began to pull the side of my shirt down when he said, "No, not that one, the big one." FML
Today, my dad let me use his phone. Five minutes later, he had my mom call it because he thought he'd lost it. FML
Today, I was woken up by my teenage son pulling down my shirt and taking pictures of my breasts. FML
Today, as I was opening the door for my boyfriend, I pressed my boobs against the glass to make him laugh. I didn't see his dad standing just behind him at first, but he certainly saw me. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend had his phone taken away by his dad for this past week. I have been sending him naked photos and other naughty things this entire week, or so I thought. FML
Today, I caught my mother trying to text on her iPhone, with her nipple. FML
Today, I joked with my dad, saying I'd gotten my boyfriend pregnant. In response, he slapped me, threw my phone across the room, smashed my laptop, and then took a moment for what I'd said to sink in. FML
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H3YG1RL 0
Lol are you 12?
sailorzoe 14
Gotta have Cs. :)
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Comments (245)
Taurus_ChicKa 37
YDI for doing something that made him confiscate it in the first place, and for hiding it in such a dumb place. I bet even a girl with huge boobs wouldn't pull that off due to the rectangular shape.
auriane_fml 19
I know lots of girl who could hide a phone between their boobs but that still doesn't make it a good hiding place. she could have atleast hid it in her shoe or in her closet.
music87 14
I can hide mine in-between mine. I have the iPhone so it's even a large phone. So...big boobs CAN hide a phone. If you know how to put it in the right way.
HentaiBunny 4
... Mine hides my droid. Not an HTC though.. So yeah.
xgirlofglassx 4
60- If you have a Droid then why are you using a Motorola RAZR in your picture? Those went obsolete in... I don't know... About 2007? Something isn't right there.
HentaiBunny 4
Yea that pic is from two years ago. And thats my favorite pic. I don't have those bangs anymore though. Fyi!
DaFudge 6
Didn't your dad throw your computer at your mom?
xxFroggyxx 6
You should buy a smaller phone.
FYLDeep 26
So did he grab it out of there?
astonmartin007 4
It probable Depends on how she looks
Llama_Face89 34
80- uh, no. Just no. It's her dad. Most dads don't look at their daughters that way.
yamatelle 19
The good side of having small breasts is that when everybody else's is sagging to a point where they can't see their vaginas, yours will still hold up. The bad side is that everytime you wear a dress, the only bumps you'll be seeing when you look down are those on your knees.
ikickgingers 15
Concur. I see old ladies with nipples at their kneecaps and I thank god that won't be me.
mrahhhhh 21
37, your display name is retarded and overdone. But your display pic of Alex is ******* awesome. I don't know whether to love you or hate you. :/
ikickgingers 15
45 - hate and love are closely related. I'd vote hate. Alex Delarge pretty much effing owns my life. :D
koolkat27 13
19- not if you get a boob lift job
megaaann_fml 9
I totally agree! I'm learning to love my tiny *******, cus they won't sag, and they don't hurt or anything when you run :D 10A FTW!
awagh666 14
Grow them ******* baby
mandaboo 8
Haha. A for effort at the very least!
exleonhart 0
A for SIZE at the least. :(
IThinkItsAlright 7
That's probably her cup size too 58, you stole my comment
mandaboo 8
64- I thumbed your comment up in an act of love
Llama_Face89 34
58- took the words right outa my mouth, sir.
daydreamer244 13
either your phone is big or your boobs are small :P
zombicidal 11
B cups and a Zack Morris phone
auriane_fml 19
Just give him your phone and leave it on. call your phone when he is out of the house and get it back. Make sure you find a great hiding spot for your phone and turn it off. When your dad goes to check if the phone is still there and he accuses you of stealing act surprised. Pretend to be mad at him for losing your phone and don't talk to him. You might even get a new phone if he thinks that he lost it. Make sure too hide the phone somewhere else when your punishment is over and make sure that its at a spot where he can find it but don't put it in plain sight or he will know that you took it.
mrahhhhh 21
You are ******* Machiavellian... I love it!
everybodyluvsMEN 0
I feel that you are currently taking history and just want to sound smart... Lol
HideouslyHuman 10
I like how this wins so much.And also that this person who wrote it is apparently aged negative fifty-eight.
punkin_26 16
Wow 6. That's impressive. I like it!
yasmineo16 0
I did the exaaact same thing when my dad confiscated my ipod touch! I love it :D
ScarletBloom 14
Did your dad said that your chest looks like an air plane runway?
whydoyoufear 2
Like your comment!
RabidBunny 10
Is your phone really that important? I know people will disagree with me completely but why does it matter? I wouldn't care if my father took my phone...my life doesn't revolve around it like others, but thats just me.
hailphire130 0
30-Yeah, but that'd be a whole different FML.