Today, my mom threw out years worth of trophies that I'd put tons of effort into earning. Her reason? They all looked the same to her. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my parents dropped by my new house, and my mother offered to tidy up for me while I was out. After they left, I noticed that her "tidying up" included throwing out all the pictures of my girlfriend and replacing them with pictures of herself. FML
Today, I went over to my mom’s place to attempt to help her clean up, as she’s a hoarder. I was devastated to see that in order to make room for all the unnecessary new crap she buys, she stored all of our childhood toys, photos and the like outside in uncovered bins. It’s all completely ruined. FML
Today, my mom's obsession with cleanliness hit a new low when she bitched at me for having trash in my trash can. FML
Today, my 16-year-old daughter burned all her baby photos because they were unflattering and made her "look fat". FML
Today, my mother decided to "help me" by throwing out the stack of papers on my desk. Unfortunately, those were all my notes for my final exams. FML
Today, my mum is convinced I'm a hoarder. While I was out of the house, she went through my room and threw out stuff I "don't need." This included $500 worth of textbooks, a flash drive with crucial work on it, and my phone charger. FML
Today, I realized that there are more framed pictures of my mom's dog than pictures of me around the house. FML
Today, I found out where a few of my favorite outfits went. My mother had taken them out of my closet, wrapped them, and given them to my cousin as a gift. FML
Today, while sorting through my clothes, I found one of my ex's old sweaters. After a lot of thought and difficulty, I threw it out. I felt empowered, until my father later rifled through my trash and claimed the sweater for himself. FML
Today, I was at work when my mother called. She gave me great news that she had finally cleaned out my room and all those "old and useless" books that I had in there. Those "useless" books that she had just trashed were all antiques and worth about $500 each. There were 27 books in there. FML
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corbendo 3
Throw away her clothes.
gofan 0
I'd be digging through the trash if I were you.
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corbendo 3
Throw away her clothes.
Yogo_fml 7
Because they all look the same to OP.
Iamnotmyself 17
Throw out her Jewelry, they all look the same to me.
HowAreYouToday 34
Revenge tastes bittersweet, but you'll love it ;)
Keyman1212 14
Actually, that bitch is jealous, and she got bored of living vicariously through you, so she threw em out. "You ain't doing something right if you ain't got em hating."
HowAreYouToday 34
^true
StoryOfTheYear 15
Throw out the bitches, they all look the same to me This of course, would be regarding the dogs OP's mom was keeping in her basement Sweet, sweet revenge
jennaizbeast 0
So then she would have to go places naked?.....
kiwiwirox 0
wat does op mean any way..... u really should throw out sumthing really expensive lyk a game console or a camera u now sumthing that will piss her off so bad sheeed shit her pants or short shorts
Jammy01jams 2
37 - haha mom I threw out my gameboy, and xbawks! Take that! Oh wait. You don't care do you?
Keyman1212 14
OP means Orgasmic Placenta.
StoryOfTheYear 15
And/or Old Pervert
DoubleEdgedBlade 4
And/or Ominous Packages.
mfjkr 10
Or Old Panties
lerouxmaster 7
Octopus Penetration
ShawnzieNstuff 6
Ordered Punani
xDefendPopPunkx 14
Oaky Penis The best damn wood around.
Spenerish 0
Or Oral Pleasure
hellryu 20
Amen to that.
Keyman1212 14
OP- oriental phaggot! It's the hot new gay/racial slur! (don't use this one on your friends kids, they might stab you and watch you bleed to death!)
decidedlyvague 11
Throw her away.
zachherbert 10
Ovary puncher
lerouxmaster 7
Obscure Pussy
gofan 0
I'd be digging through the trash if I were you.
LOLtrollzin 3
What a dumb bitch hope you can take it out of the trash.
L1v3_L0v3_Lau9h 18
How thoughtless of her! I'm very sorry OP, that must really suck :(
techweed 12
Throw out all her tampons.
broken_red_wagon 6
That would be lame revenge. You can always buy tampons at the store...you can't buy trophies.
corbendo 3
I think you probably could.. You'd just look like an idiot..
blinkingstarlet 15
yes but most women dont check until they NEED one. subtle way to get her back because she probably wouldn't know it was OP unless he said something.
koe4 0
shes just jealous you beat her in the wankolympics
XxCrazygirlxX 0
Throw out her jewlrey. It looks the same as the stuff in stores..... ;)
MrIncredibleSME 3
That really sucks, but at the end of the day trophies are just things. Your accomplishments will stay with you longer than any chunks of plastic and metal.
1greatsk8er 0
Actually most trophies are from the childhood dicks that thought the were pro at the age of 12. So he must be an adult that live with his mom always looking back to his "glory days". He is probably the manager at some run down dollar store. 40 year old virgin.
DoubleEdgedBlade 4
9 - It is true that they are just things but they are proof that you achieved it. Who's going to believe you if you don't have proof? Would you let a total stranger that doesn't even have proof of a doctor's degree give you a liver transplant?
sxe_beast 11
@13 - Tell us how you really feel.
1greatsk8er 0
I have a box full of them in my closet right now! ;)
jojj351 12
That was beautiful man
gyoopiy 0
Roundhouse kick.
j4gerb0mblitz 6
Sounds like a trophy mom.