Today, my dad came to confiscate my phone. I stuck it in between my boobs so he wouldn't be able to see it. He said, "Honey, your breasts aren't big enough to hide that." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dad let me borrow his phone while I wait for mine to get back from the shop. I guess he forgot to pass the news along, because within 4 hours I'd received a picture of my mom's tits. FML
Today, while jailbreaking my dad's phone, I found out the hard way that it's jam-packed full of my mom's nudes. FML
Today, my dad came round to the house. Looking rather pleased with himself he pulled out his phone, grinned, and chucked it over to me. I glanced at the screen to see a naked woman. He smiled and said "I tapped that last night". FML
Today, my husband asked me to show him my boob. I began to pull the side of my shirt down when he said, "No, not that one, the big one." FML
Today, my dad let me use his phone. Five minutes later, he had my mom call it because he thought he'd lost it. FML
Today, I was woken up by my teenage son pulling down my shirt and taking pictures of my breasts. FML
Today, as I was opening the door for my boyfriend, I pressed my boobs against the glass to make him laugh. I didn't see his dad standing just behind him at first, but he certainly saw me. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend had his phone taken away by his dad for this past week. I have been sending him naked photos and other naughty things this entire week, or so I thought. FML
Today, I caught my mother trying to text on her iPhone, with her nipple. FML
Today, I joked with my dad, saying I'd gotten my boyfriend pregnant. In response, he slapped me, threw my phone across the room, smashed my laptop, and then took a moment for what I'd said to sink in. FML
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H3YG1RL 0
Lol are you 12?
sailorzoe 14
Gotta have Cs. :)
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Comments (245)
Virginia6810 16
Another reason I'm not looking forward to my kids being teenagers.
FliPsliCE 3
Now everyone knows you are retarded AND have small boobs.
Cheylea 10
Aww it'll be ok. We can't all have double D's. :p
robinhood007 9
We can't all be ugly either
kiakia0131 23
If it makes you feel any better, I can't hide my phone between my boobs either.
hoofbeats 0
Me either. But I don't have to hide it either
Dcm210 19
parents who confiscate their child's phone are controlling and over protective.
Vegeto30294 19
Or the kids did something stupid enough that made parents have to take away their phones. Ever thought of that?
skye14 2
Okay so what if she has small breasts?!I'm sixteen and have 38DDs and realize I'm probably gonna have back problems for the rest of my life!It's okay to have small ones!!
Freeze_fml 17
Way to brag about it.
dabowlingman 14
You do not have 38DD's.. Besides you don't even have a profile pic
Llama_Face89 34
121- so not having a profile picture means she can't be stacked? I fail to understand your logic...
sademler 1
No it probably just means fitness is required.
funny_ppl 6
Haha you're a retard.
haw008 14
Were you trying to get your dad to look down your shirt?
Llama_Face89 34
Somehow I doubt it
Jonern128 2
Lol a bit fail there. :L
WtfLoser 13
lol aw, dont worry, they'll grow!