Today, while jailbreaking my dad's phone, I found out the hard way that it's jam-packed full of my mom's nudes. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my dad came across my nudes that got leaked online. FML
Today, the new Apple update put all of the 100+ nudes I'd sent my boyfriend on his mother's phone because their accounts are linked. FML
Today, my dad had gotten a new cell phone. So I started to mess around with the cool features on his phone and stumbled upon some pictures he had taken. Next thing I know I'm looking at my mom going down on my dad. FML
Today, I found a topless photo of my mother on my phone. Thanks, iCloud. FML
Today, I found out that my mom has linked my iPhone with her iPad and has been secretly reading my texts. FML
Today, I found my dad's porn stash on his laptop. I went through it for a laugh to see what kind of sick, twisted shit he's into. Mostly nude pictures of my mum, as it turns out. I can't wipe the afterimage from my mind. FML
Today, my dad let me borrow his phone while I wait for mine to get back from the shop. I guess he forgot to pass the news along, because within 4 hours I'd received a picture of my mom's tits. FML
Today, my dad came round to the house. Looking rather pleased with himself he pulled out his phone, grinned, and chucked it over to me. I glanced at the screen to see a naked woman. He smiled and said "I tapped that last night". FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend had his phone taken away by his dad for this past week. I have been sending him naked photos and other naughty things this entire week, or so I thought. FML
Today, I found a bunch of half-naked girls saved in my boyfriend's phone, and only a handful of the pics were of me. FML
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Top comments
avenue24 20
That really sucks OP, but at least it was your mom-- your dad is probably still attracted to her, which is a good thing! Sorry you had to see that, though.
taymichele16 15
Time to find the brain bleach
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Comments (86)
kurodansei 16
Blackmail! Blackmail! Blackmail! you have given power. undesirable as it is, there is still power there.
cats4lyfe 25
How exactly could you blackmail someone about having their spouses nudes on their phone?
A07 48
How did you even come up with that? didn't you get the full 120 seconds to reconsider?
Emirac 10
I'm sure #1 means that neither parent would want the nudes to get out and now he has access to them. Hence, blackmail. Didn't really seem hard to put together.
xsydneyx123 28
#14 Even then. I don't understand why in the world anyone would do that to their own mother. That's disrespectful. Like "Do this or I'm going to leak my MOTHER'S nudes."? What the actual shit? No.
DoomedGemini 38
Doing that to a woman is disgusting and horrible enough, let alone to your own family.
Xandrick 22
Leaking anyone's nudes is inconsiderate and disrespectful, and just downright vile. But to your own parent... no. Even worse.
Ldeliveryguy 7
hold this L bruh
Emirac 10
I love how you're all getting so offended over what was clearly a joke not meant to be taken as serious advice.
kurodansei 16
Nope. Completely serious advice. 100% not a joke. It's Christmas time HAUL IN THOSE CHRISTMAS PRESENTS!!! or Daddy's friends are getting a very special Christmas card. *starts blackmail chant*. C'mon OP embrace your inner.... um..... person who does blackmail stuff.
A07 48
I incest you to not think of them
FalloutScrolls 25
That literally made no sense.
cj75 18
#23 it is a pun on insist
TH_Insomniak 15
you literally have no sense of humor
Slappytitz 11
I have no idea why you got any thumbs down. that's brilliant
False_Stupidity 42
It would have to read "I incest that you do not think about them" to make sense. With the current sentence structure, it does not make sense.
taymichele16 15
Time to find the brain bleach
samlovesham1234 9
Or a spark to gouge out their eyes.
samlovesham1234 9
Damn autocorrect, I meant spork.
paravoz 30
or a psychologist
avenue24 20
That really sucks OP, but at least it was your mom-- your dad is probably still attracted to her, which is a good thing! Sorry you had to see that, though.
beeferjay 34
sorry that your soul has been devoured by your father's pink punisher
Dodge4x4Ram 46
Phoebe: my eyes, my eyes
photographer49 22
I'm curious why you were jailbreaking your dad's phone in the first place.
poorjudgement 26
My tought exactly.
EvilTurtle 35
Can I have a tought?
syki 22
I tought I taw a puddy-tat, but it was just a puppy in a fuzzy hat.
ShirtlessWonder 17
Most likely because the dad asked him to...
ABlindMan 17
Maybe his dad isn't technologically savvy enough to do it himself, hence he asked OP to help.
cheshireau 26
Next time, get an android. Saves jail breaking the phone and the photos permanently etched in your brain.
miss_fluffybutt 17
I'd give you my eyes to replace yours that were scarred by such images, but my vision SUCKS!
SeveralLake 18
Why not just ask for attention?
A1NoSauce 17
Be sure to thoroughly drench your eyes in bleach. If you can still see, continue to poor until the ability to see is no longer an option.
XxDanno316xX 27
However this won't delete the memory. Old proverb "what has been seen, cannot be unseen"
tranced_ 45
ctrl+a and shift+delete !
fluffycatsdad 33
On a phone?
tranced_ 45
for your kind information, op is jailbreaking the phone which is done on a computer!
Animeisthebest1 14
Could be worse. Could have been some other woman's nudes.
NickSummerstan 6
could have been his