Dad Fail
United States
Memory man
Today, my dad let me use his phone. Five minutes later, he had my mom call it because he thought he'd lost it. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, my dad let me borrow his phone while I wait for mine to get back from the shop. I guess he forgot to pass the news along, because within 4 hours I'd received a picture of my mom's tits. FML
Anonymous
United States
Numb
Today, I noticed that my mom had left the house without her cell phone. I called her phone to let her know she forgot it. FML
Anonymous
San Jose, United States
Today, after working out at the gym, I went to grab my bag, and realized that my phone was missing. Panicking, I reached into my pocket, pulled out my phone, and dialed my mom's number to tell her I'd lost it. It took me until the last ring to realize what I was doing. FML
lonely
United States
Today, my phone rang for the first time in four days. It was my mom. She dialed the wrong number. FML
Littlebigben
Reported
Today, I found a cellphone. I went through the contacts and called the one listed as "Dad" to inform them I could leave it at a cash register of the store I found it in, or take it to the police station so they could pick it up. They then called the police, insisting I stole it. FML
Slow brain day
United States
On the fritz
Today, I handed my friend his phone, telling him he'd forgotten it. He responded by taking his phone out of his pocket and showing it to me. I then realized I was holding MY phone. FML
Loho
Canada
Today, I was using my dad's cell because I had broken mine. I was texting my boyfriend all day when my dad needed his phone back. I forgot to tell my boyfriend that my dad would be using the phone. My boyfriend then texted graphically what he wanted to do to my dad. FML
Anonymous
Woodstock, Canada
Prank or brain melt?
Today, my son texted me that he couldn't find his phone, so I went to go help him look for it. FML
Sam
United States
Lost
Today, my mom was on the phone while we went grocery shopping. Apparently, her phone call was more important because she just left me stranded in the store. FML
Anonymous
Warren, United States
I don't know, leave me alone
Today, my mom and dad went off somewhere for some alone time together. My mom had apparently turned her phone off and my dad left his at home. In that span of time, my brother had accidentally locked himself out of his house, and my sister was also trying to get a hold of them, and now are asking me where they're at. FML
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Thaylok 17
Aaannnnd?? Were you accused of taking it without permission? Or did you find his stash of your mom's Nudes or his **** stash? Or did they catch you surfing **** when they came to get the phone? I mean, you had the phone with permission.
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Thaylok 17
Aaannnnd?? Were you accused of taking it without permission? Or did you find his stash of your mom's Nudes or his **** stash? Or did they catch you surfing **** when they came to get the phone? I mean, you had the phone with permission.