Today, I learned that my mother-in-law gives better head than my wife. How? It wasn't from my experience, but thanks to a casual conversation with my father. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I learned that my girlfriend gives good head. I didn't find out by getting one, I found out by my drunk best friend telling me. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me in a very natural way that my mother is better at sex than me. FML
Today, my dad gave me the dreaded sex talk, but he got sidetracked and started talking about how good my mum was in bed. FML
Today, my father-in-law confessed during dinner that he watched me and my wife have sex that morning through the window. He even more awkwardly brought it back up later that evening to say I seemed very good at it, and tried asking for details about me and my wife’s sex life. FML
Today, I was helping my father-in-law out at a family barbecue. Somehow, the topic turned to grand-children, at which point I confessed that my wife has been having trouble conceiving. His response was to boom: "Sure you've been putting it in the right hole, son?!" FML
Today, my mother-in-law became my boss. FML
Today, I overheard my mother talking to her friend, and using me as an example of how it's sometimes best to swallow. FML
Today, after my husband told me he doesn't enjoy having sex unless he initiates it, my mother-in-law barged into my bedroom only to find me pleasing myself. FML
Today, my grandma gave me a sex talk. Not the usual one, either. This one was about blowjobs. I had to sit politely as she explained it's something all women have to learn if they want a well-behaved husband, but that it's an "acquired taste." Gag me. FML
Today, my supervisor at work is now my father-in-law. My girlfriend told me that. FML
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Top comments
RichardPencil 32
Your dad got both of them to suck his dick? Sounds like you have a hall pass to get your mother-in-law to suck yours. Hopefully, it's not too much better than your wife.
VnD 12
How would your father know about how your wife gives head? 🤔
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Comments (7)
BurnInDemonFire 39
Ex-wife?
RichardPencil 32
Your dad got both of them to suck his dick? Sounds like you have a hall pass to get your mother-in-law to suck yours. Hopefully, it's not too much better than your wife.
VnD 12
How would your father know about how your wife gives head? 🤔
Guillaume Deschênes 7
my bet is on Alabama
ojoRojo 27
Wait, how would your father know how well your mother-in-law gives head? Somethings off here
Gamer_299 4
I'm getting serious alabama vibes from this FML
Ambrily 27
And his wife, too.
Johaneva 20
My guess is his MIL his also his mother because he married his sister and his father has slept with his wife and his daughter who is also OP's wife 🤢🤮
Miss KBA 7
Ok wait....what???!! ok, so just to be crystal clear, your father is sleeping with your wife's mom? 😳...... and you DON'T see any other issue here?
Ambrily 27
Also OP's wife, apparently.
Godschozen2001 10
Wait what?
tounces7 28
Either he's full of shit, or you need to disconnect yourself from that family(your wifes) completely.