Kelly
Manteca, United States
Today, my brother offered my boyfriend $50 to dump me. Guess who's single. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Taylor
United States
Today, my brother's girlfriend dumped him. I overheard my mom tell him "It could be worse. Your brother can't even get a girlfriend". FML
SisterOfTard
Florence, United States
Today, my brother offered me $20 to practice his kissing on me for his date later this evening. FML
therealkathl
Austria
Today, my boyfriend convinced a girl at the club to break up with her boyfriend and go home with him. She did. Now I'm single too. FML
Anonymous
United States
Get out
Today, my boyfriend tried to break up with me again, and actually offered me gas money so that I would leave. FML
Anonymous
The hustler
Today, my boyfriend of six months, who happened to be my first kiss, broke up with me after borrowing 120 dollars. Not twenty minutes later, he was at the bar drinking with my brothers and my dad. FML
Forever Alone
Toronto, Canada
Today, I found out that my mom bet my dad $100 that she could pay my boyfriend ten bucks to break up with me. She is now $90 richer. FML
f'ed_over
United States
Today, I found out my boyfriend's mom tried to bribe him with an iPhone to dump me. He accepted. FML
dollfacee
United States
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he thinks I'm cheating on him, with my brother. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend told his best friend to text my sister telling her to tell me that he was breaking up with me. FML
hahahaha090114
United States
Today, I found out I was getting a divorce. My wife is leaving me for my brother, saying that now that he has money there is nothing that can stand in their way. I recently decided to send him money to help him get back on his feet. FML
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I_Hug_Cats 26
you're obviously better off if he dumped you for money..
Hiimhaileypotter 53
If he'd dump you for $50, I wonder what else he'd do :/ I'm sorry, OP, but you're better off without him!
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Comments (166)
Calyx_fml 22
Thank your brother. Your bf failed the test.
bestnameright 14
Well if your still in like middle school that's cool... It prolly wasn't a very deep relationship then. If not.... Sorry either way though!
olpally 33
Wow, what a couple of asshats there... Your ex-bf and brother need to be punched in the junk... Seriously.
missunderstanded 5
he's worth the fifty, you however are priceless, and can't be bought!
reject214 10
Would have taken at least $100 for me.
BunBunBabe 8
Neither your mom or boyfriend's actions are honorable. But better you now know how little he would probably sell you out for
BunBunBabe 8
Meant to type brother
mikeofthunder 13
Lol I usually get my mum and brother mixed up too - they don't lime that :P
mikeofthunder 13
...Meant to type like
rexreta 5
Why did your brother do that??
justinclegg20 0
Well his lose now he can buy himself an eigth of heady smoke and smoke it to his dome and wish he was with you for a few months unless there was another bitch stupid enough to ruin a relationship and get herself involved with someone who would have done that to ou. She now has to deal with his shit and get heartbroken when you are now one step ahead of her and now can get to know someone who deserves you
Werken247 14
Doc, need some of your help here, think this is supposed to be english, but my IQ dropped 27.3 points trying to read it. I'll just stand here and drool for a few minutes until I recover those brain cells.
olpally 33
Only 27.3?? Mine dropped 43.4 points reading this comment.
outoftown 27
27, 43... who can do mental math after that?
loserman67 36
So, you're better off. Besides, your brother probably offer him another $50 for some backdoor action and a reach around!
dsl1123 8
If he would dump you for $50 then he is obviously not good enough for you. Hold your head up high and move on and find someone who really does care about you.