Today, my boyfriend convinced a girl at the club to break up with her boyfriend and go home with him. She did. Now I'm single too. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I called my boyfriend and a woman answered. Turns out, she's also his girlfriend. She broke up with me on his behalf. FML
Today, I went on a date with the girl of my dreams. Her boyfriend, who she said she'd broken up with, was at the same restaurant with another girl. She screamed at him for ten minutes, then they started making out, and left together. The girl he was with looked at me and said "Eww", then went to hit on another guy. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML
Today, my boyfriend left me for a girl I know. She was the girl my last boyfriend left me for. FML
Today, inspired by my own relationship, I encouraged my best friend to go after the guy she likes. She did, and I'm now single. FML
Today, my girlfriend’s friend decided she wanted to tell her that I was flirting with other girls, just so we would break up. It worked. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML
Today, my psycho ex crashed a date with my girlfriend. She acted like we were still together and made a big show of dumping me for cheating on her. My actual girlfriend bought it hook line and sinker. Now I'm single again. FML
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Top comments
ohjoy15 33
And that's a bad thing how? Thank God you dodged that one. Let them go. They deserve each other.
Peng1995 11
"Them hoes aint loyal..."
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Comments (87)
Peng1995 11
"Them hoes aint loyal..."
1dvs_bstd 41
'when a drunk patron wants you'
ohjoy15 33
And that's a bad thing how? Thank God you dodged that one. Let them go. They deserve each other.
JMichael 26
Agreed. Any guy who would do that is pathetic and undeserving of someone loyal.
ohjoy15 33
@21 Right? He ended two relationships in one night.
VeganVampyre 27
And luckily he's no longer with someone loyal. Any girl who would dump her boyfriend on the say so of some random stranger deserves to be with this jerk. And OP and the guy who got dumped both dodged a bullet.
jesi1997 3
I'm sorry to hear that but maybe it wasn't meant for y'all. And he probably won't ever have anything serious. So really it's his loss
Brittin8or 12
yes, he doesn't deserve the title 'boyfriend' sorry OP but you are better off
blondeamazonian 18
Well, it's totally awful to be dumped OP, but you learned something very important about him as a person on this one...
shitstorm28 11
op dodged a bullet.
djurmel89 30
Sorry OP. He sounds like an awfull person. Kick his ass.
jazzy_123 20
well that shows what kind of an asshole he is. You just rid yourself of the thousands of headaches this guy would have given you if he already wasn't.
El_Boxeador 14
Am I the only one that's kind of impressed?! I mean he's still an asshole, but one with a lot of game!
xChaos 29
No he's just an asshole.
jerryj 27
You might want to pick your role models a bit more wisely, #9.
El_Boxeador 14
Haha really? I knew this site was to be judgmental, but not blindly judgmental... @ 44- I never said he was my role model. I said that I was impressed with his ability to pick up girls. Also, I said he was an asshole. Unlike, most people here I can judge people on their personality and skills, separately. Do you ever dislike someone with an unbearable personality, who excels at school or a particular sport? Yes? Well, guess what!? Their personality doesn't affect their skills. If you wanted to get good grades, I would study the way the obnoxious smart kid does. If I wanted to be good at football, I would practice just like the jock who makes fun of people that don't do sports does. If I wanted to pick up a girl (who's SINGLE) at the club, I would try whatever this dude did. I don't have to like them to recognize they're good at something. So, I guess the thumbs downs mean that 23 people are better at picks up then him...since that's what I asked.
garrett_8614 14
I had the same reaction. What a jerk, but I mean come on, how many guys can pull that off?
badgercheese94 16
#68, who cares? It is despicable. I am more impressed by respectful and romantic guys than dime a dozen players, also, saying stuff like that will not help OP feel better about her situation.
El_Boxeador 14
@69- Apparently the girl at the club?! And we all agree that is despicable and he's a jerk. We were just saying that it was also hard to pull off. Sorry, for not comforting OP but I did push the FYL...if it counts?
mattrd_fml 31
go for the other guy!
Darkness_Hate 29
Don't be sad, be glad that a guy like that broke up with you. You'll find better.