Today, my boyfriend of six months, who happened to be my first kiss, broke up with me after borrowing 120 dollars. Not twenty minutes later, he was at the bar drinking with my brothers and my dad. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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BurnInDemonFire 39
Dude was an asshole. You're better off without him. And if your dad, and brothers, care enough about you, they should get your ex to pay you back, with interest.
Iamthebanzai22 21
Damn he must be stupid. Pulling that move on a girl who has a dad and a few brothers who can beat the snot out of him. Oh, and providing them with firsthand proof that he wasted your money on booze.
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Comments (6)
BurnInDemonFire 39
Dude was an asshole. You're better off without him. And if your dad, and brothers, care enough about you, they should get your ex to pay you back, with interest.
RichardPencil 32
How else was he supposed to buy drinks for "the crew?" Hopefully, when those sots sober up, they'll go collect the debt for you.
Iamthebanzai22 21
Damn he must be stupid. Pulling that move on a girl who has a dad and a few brothers who can beat the snot out of him. Oh, and providing them with firsthand proof that he wasted your money on booze.
EmDizzle2007 28
finessed.
E2dav 5
He's a ******** doing that
E2dav 5
Get your dad and brothers to get the money back. And don't worry, just because he was your first kiss, doesn't mean he'll be your best. P.S. don't lend boyfriends money.