Kelly
Manteca, United States
Today, my brother offered my boyfriend $50 to dump me. Guess who's single. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Taylor
United States
Today, my brother's girlfriend dumped him. I overheard my mom tell him "It could be worse. Your brother can't even get a girlfriend". FML
SisterOfTard
Florence, United States
Today, my brother offered me $20 to practice his kissing on me for his date later this evening. FML
therealkathl
Austria
Today, my boyfriend convinced a girl at the club to break up with her boyfriend and go home with him. She did. Now I'm single too. FML
Anonymous
United States
Get out
Today, my boyfriend tried to break up with me again, and actually offered me gas money so that I would leave. FML
Anonymous
The hustler
Today, my boyfriend of six months, who happened to be my first kiss, broke up with me after borrowing 120 dollars. Not twenty minutes later, he was at the bar drinking with my brothers and my dad. FML
Forever Alone
Toronto, Canada
Today, I found out that my mom bet my dad $100 that she could pay my boyfriend ten bucks to break up with me. She is now $90 richer. FML
f'ed_over
United States
Today, I found out my boyfriend's mom tried to bribe him with an iPhone to dump me. He accepted. FML
dollfacee
United States
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he thinks I'm cheating on him, with my brother. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend told his best friend to text my sister telling her to tell me that he was breaking up with me. FML
hahahaha090114
United States
Today, I found out I was getting a divorce. My wife is leaving me for my brother, saying that now that he has money there is nothing that can stand in their way. I recently decided to send him money to help him get back on his feet. FML
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I_Hug_Cats 26
you're obviously better off if he dumped you for money..
Hiimhaileypotter 53
If he'd dump you for $50, I wonder what else he'd do :/ I'm sorry, OP, but you're better off without him!
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Comments (166)
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
If he's taking $50 over you, I'm sure you really didn't need him anyway.
heyhihello95 12
I'm sure your brother was just looking out for you. If the douche accepted the bribe then he wasn't worth it anyways.
Ozuru 11
It was destined to happen, sooner or later if he's like that.
torbey 23
To all those saying 'you're better off without him if he'd do that,' I believe OP realises that. The FML is not about her being dumped for money, its that she didn't realise how much of a jerk she was dating until this happened. OP's aren't as stupid as some people here make them out to be :)
Llama_Face89 34
Some of them can be.
thewife5 19
You're kind-of an FML downer
KiddNYC1O 22
Forget that guy. Good riddance.
ObsessedWithMe 13
Better off without him then. You need a boyfriend who believes you're priceless.
emeraldisle 30
Your brother's an arse and you're better off without your boyfriend.
coughyochick 7
Her brother helped her. The boyfriend was terrible
Nnycr 4
Oh poor op! Tell your brother to give me $50, we will then go on a $50 friendship date. Do you like Legos?
Niverial 1
If he's that spineless and fickle you are better off without him.
LennyComa 39
What a dick. If that was a test he flunked. But your brother may of realised he was a **** and just got you out of a potentially awful relationship