Today, my brother's girlfriend dumped him. I overheard my mom tell him "It could be worse. Your brother can't even get a girlfriend". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my sister was dumped by her boyfriend. As my mother was comforting her, I overheard her say "Honey, it's okay, you're the pretty one. Think of those worse off than you. Think of your sister, she might never get a boyfriend." FML
Today, my brother offered my boyfriend $50 to dump me. Guess who's single. FML
Today, I realized how absolutely shitty my family is when my brother brought home his third girlfriend this week. They all smiled in her face, knowing full well my brother is a cheating asshole. Not to mention, she’s pregnant with his kid. I wasn’t allowed to date til I moved out. FML
Today, my boyfriend just told me that his mom told him to break up with me, and that she would pay him to do it. His mom is a bitch. FML
Today, my 23 year old boyfriend of 2 years was forced to dump me, over the phone, by his mother. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted get to know my mom, so they went off and had a chat. After an hour, I noticed my girlfriend was gone and my mom was waiting for me. Apparently I've been dumped through my mother. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because she apparently saw me making out with her sister. She doesn't even have a sister. FML
Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. How? He invited my mother to his house for coffee with his parents, and told her. She then had to come home and tell me I’d been dumped. FML
Today, my boyfriend told his best friend to text my sister telling her to tell me that he was breaking up with me. FML
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Avenging_Angel 0
Ouch. I hate when parents use their other kids for examples. "why can't you get straight A's like your brother??" "Your brother never disobeyed me like this..." Yeah, shut the **** up, Mom
Ketchup_Castle 30
That sucks that you were burned by your own mother.
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Comments (24)
maiden_girl 5
LOL! That is mean! Yet so funny....
katy_fml 0
hahahahha this is even better, because at first i thought this was by someone i knew. then i realized i had it backwards. THEN i suspected that this person had used their brothers' name because they were too embarrassed to use their own. and now i just realized that i'm being psychotic. lol congratulations, you just made my day!
Baia_girl77 11
hahaha
NoPsych 0
Lmao #4.
CDub7888 0
That is so not cool. Smooth move, Ma. Sorry, man.
thor82188 0
hahaha that's awesome. sorry though.
tbweffect 0
you got ******
24788 7
lol burned you, but probably made your brother feel better.
Avenging_Angel 0
Ouch. I hate when parents use their other kids for examples. "why can't you get straight A's like your brother??" "Your brother never disobeyed me like this..." Yeah, shut the **** up, Mom
dan81892 2
that's kinda like my situation, but my mom wouldn't say that she's too nice lol
ZleveL 0
there's another fml the exact same but it's girls not boys