Kelly
Manteca, United States
Today, my brother offered my boyfriend $50 to dump me. Guess who's single. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Taylor
United States
Today, my brother's girlfriend dumped him. I overheard my mom tell him "It could be worse. Your brother can't even get a girlfriend". FML
SisterOfTard
Florence, United States
Today, my brother offered me $20 to practice his kissing on me for his date later this evening. FML
therealkathl
Austria
Today, my boyfriend convinced a girl at the club to break up with her boyfriend and go home with him. She did. Now I'm single too. FML
Anonymous
United States
Get out
Today, my boyfriend tried to break up with me again, and actually offered me gas money so that I would leave. FML
Anonymous
The hustler
Today, my boyfriend of six months, who happened to be my first kiss, broke up with me after borrowing 120 dollars. Not twenty minutes later, he was at the bar drinking with my brothers and my dad. FML
Forever Alone
Toronto, Canada
Today, I found out that my mom bet my dad $100 that she could pay my boyfriend ten bucks to break up with me. She is now $90 richer. FML
f'ed_over
United States
Today, I found out my boyfriend's mom tried to bribe him with an iPhone to dump me. He accepted. FML
dollfacee
United States
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he thinks I'm cheating on him, with my brother. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend told his best friend to text my sister telling her to tell me that he was breaking up with me. FML
hahahaha090114
United States
Today, I found out I was getting a divorce. My wife is leaving me for my brother, saying that now that he has money there is nothing that can stand in their way. I recently decided to send him money to help him get back on his feet. FML
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I_Hug_Cats 26
you're obviously better off if he dumped you for money..
Hiimhaileypotter 53
If he'd dump you for $50, I wonder what else he'd do :/ I'm sorry, OP, but you're better off without him!
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Comments (166)
perdix 31
Your ex-boyfriend can ask you out tomorrow and you can blow the $50 on a fun date. I'll bet your brother didn't specify how long he should stay away from you. Loopholes!!
PinkRainbow 3
Your brother had to be protecting you. This guy was OBVIOUSLY a loser. If the guy loved you he'd tell your brother that he would'nt break up with you for money. Your brother must not have liked the way he was treating you. Your better of girl :)
Blackpuppy15 0
He should use that $50 on you and say sorry!!!
sexygirl25 3
I say he did you a favor. Your brother protected you from an a$$hole.
Pandacupcakelove 26
Well, if he would trade you for 50$ he was not worth your time.
StewieGoMad 9
i always wonder if such things happen out of a blue or if girls are just dating jerks and then are suprised when they do something "jerkish"? :D you'll find better obviously ;)
RochelleRedvines 8
Um...is this Shannon from Lost?
SmittyJA24 26
Secondary point generally lost on young females: You WERE single; and you are now single.... but without a BF.
Ryan_Jaxson 8
Guess who's single? Your boyfriend!
nikkinurse 10
Douche