Today, I found out I was getting a divorce. My wife is leaving me for my brother, saying that now that he has money there is nothing that can stand in their way. I recently decided to send him money to help him get back on his feet. FML
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Today, I got a call from my parents that they have decided to get a divorce. My brothers and I just shelled out $5,000 each and spent months planning their 50th Anniversary party that was supposed to be next month. FML
Today, I found out that the money that my wife claims went into repairing her car engine actually is going towards helping her pay for a divorce. FML
Today, in a moment reminiscent of Two and a Half Men, my divorce lawyer screwed me over and gave my soon-to-be-ex-wife 90% of everything. I now need to pay a new lawyer to fix what she screwed up. And yes, she was lashing out at me because my brother had sex with her then never called her back. FML
Today, I found out that the coworker I refused to leave my wife for is now happily married with someone else, while I'm now divorced. FML
Today, I found out my 35 year-old brother got divorced 18 months ago when my now ex-sister-in-law told me via Facebook messenger, and asked me to tell my parents, as both of them were too scared to do it themselves. FML
Today, I received a wedding invitation. It was from my ex-girlfriend, who left me for my brother. FML
Today, my brother and I spent almost $600 to plan and throw a divorce party for our mother. She proceeded to announce that she and our dad are staying together and that we completely jumped the gun. We deserve it, but… FML
Today, my brother's life was ripped apart. His wife has chosen to no longer be his wife and is trying to keep his dog as well. My brother has always been proud of his family and hopeful for the future. He will spring back, but this came out of left field. FML
Today, my wife said she wants a divorce. Three days ago, I added her onto the title to my house, my bank accounts, and my business. FML
Today, my wife demanded a divorce because I returned custody of my nieces and nephew to my brother, who has spent the last few years recovering from a horrible car accident. My wife wanted us to keep and adopt them. FML
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KateeJo 0
she ain't nothing but a gold digger.
alin123 0
I'd punch my brother in the face
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caneut 0
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FIRST!!!
caneut 0
FIRST!!
caneut 0
FIRST!!!
negee 0
mmmmm these FMLs really sound unrealistic, as if though they are being made up. hope they are not made up
CyclonePsycho 1
"c u next tuesday" Is it immature that I sniggered at that? That's pretty clever. OP: be glad you are rid of her. I know it hurts now, but think of it as a good thing that they have exposed themselves as the scum that they are. Think of it as a doorway to find real people who are truly worthwhile of your time. And don't forget to laugh when your brother and wife are out broke on the curb because they're retarded when it comes to money. Laugh and speed up through a mud puddle.
bettadenne1 0
congrats ur first now go suck a left one
Rocco1990 0
disown him
Rocco1990 0
Anyways.... your ex wife is a huge bitch.
ilolaturfml 0
fyl bro that sucks
jeniilouise 0
you're not second. and OP thats terrible, i'm so sorry.
antwon619 0
lol
KurouTenshi 0
yeah that sucks dude :/ my dad is always helping out his brothers and all they do is **** him over, so it might just be best to let them be, also, FYL and FYWife, go get someone who will love you :)
michaelscott69 0
seriously man, its like that with my dad to, he lends his brothers money, and they deny that he did and dont pay him back
AVainAttempt 0
Third, they are pathetic they still live with their mom and they are 26 and 29 how old is she? 65 My dad works too much for them to deserve help
natsaysheyyy 16
Well, he's going to run out of YOUR money at some point, and then your gold digging EX-wife will be doomed then. Karma's a biotch!
xriley 0
u mean u gave him money and he managed to do more with it than you...or it's the same amount of money why she's leaving u...anyways ur life sucks..S.U.C.K.S...sucks lol
Tawnyleona 2
Sounds more like she'd been wanting to leave him for the brother, but hadn't because the brother had no money to support her, and now he does, thanks to OP. GG.
KateeJo 0
she ain't nothing but a gold digger.
Bennjie 0
agree^^
sweetkitty26 0
Now I ain't she a gold digger But she ain't messing with no broke ****** That is exactly why she chose the husband. but now that the brothers got the cash and she always favored him.. good for her But what she didn't realize that since the money came from op, the bro just might waste it and she doesn't have any money for herself So don't worry Op, she'll suffer in the long run. But still FYL. I mean ur brother took ur girl and money? Sucks. And bitch if a wife? That bites tio
memestasquaper 10
She ain't messin with no broke nigga
alin123 0
I'd punch my brother in the face
crystalxa 35
The truth! I'm sure when she runs him out of money she will come crawling back!
Rooki_fml 0
that's the biggest freakin Gold digger!
Hotshot132 0
wow that sucks...I would go and punch him in the face for steeling your girl
noobgang7 5
why, he is now with the gold digging bitch, wish him luck, THEN punch him in the face lol
Extacy23 0
hotshot312..steeling?..really? it's not stealing? ur a dumb bitch
theaaxis 27
If you're going to correct someone, at least follow the basic principles of grammar yourself. Prick.
tothetest300 0
damn that sucks. you have a horrible brother and wife both!
ipooprainbows 0
pimp hammer.... lol!
ginob 0
pimp hammer FTW'
Zills 0
that's full of win
iThink_fml 0
wow dude ******* kick your bros ass and pimp hammer that bitch ( like a slap but with a closed hand ;) )
BosatKhanjar101 0
aw. that sux =,( she was a gold digger u didn't deserve her then
maa_rico 4
do u really mean that? or u meant to say that she doesn't deserve him?