Today, I got fired from my job because my boss thinks that me doing everything he says makes me untrustworthy. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was fired without warning from my job because I was not consulting my boss about things like washing dishes and throwing away garbage. Basically, I was fired for being too good at my job. FML
Today, my boss fired me because I corrected him after he misspoke during a meeting. FML
Today, I was fired from my job because I, in my boss's words, "Abided by company policy to such an extent that customers were starting to hate me." FML
Today, I got in trouble with my boss for doing what she wanted me to do. I guess she didn't think I would do it, so she did it herself. FML
Today, I was fired for being a very happy and perky employee. According to my boss, it freaks both the customers and my co-workers out. FML
Today, I got in an argument with my boss and I dared him to fire me because he has always said he couldn’t run the shop without me. Turns out he was just being nice all this time, my job could in fact be done by his 14 year-old niece with no training in two thirds the time. Yes, he fired me. FML
Today, I was telling my coworker that I was considering quitting the shady, 50-shades-of-scum business we work at. He snitched to our boss, who quickly fired me on bullshit charges of incompetence, theft, and workplace bullying. I guess I'm not getting a good reference from him. FML
Today, I got fired from my job. I worked for my parents. FML
Today, my boss threatened to fire me because I'm unproductive, and haven't been doing anything. He doesn't tell me what to do, and expects me to read his mind. When I ask him what he wants me to do, he gets pissed and says that I should already know what to do. FML
Today, my boss found out I had applied for a much better paying job. He told me I'd do a better job and make more money there. Then he fired me. FML
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Top comments
Jasim 17
He's an idiot. That's for sure. Or afraid of you taking his place.
Exodiafinder687 58
Boss: Copy these forms for me. New Employee: Go **** yourself. Boss: You deserve a promotion!
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Comments (50)
123ika 16
What an idiot,atleast you dont have to work under that fool anymore OP. GL in finding a new job.
LizetteBerenice 22
Atleast now you can find a better job with a smarter boss. His loss
Jasim 17
He's an idiot. That's for sure. Or afraid of you taking his place.
peacheso 31
I agree #4. He's probably insecure. It's his loss anyway. Good luck OP!
phaelnb 26
He's either too stupid to understand the concept of being a boss or he just wants an excuse to fire you. Maybe both.
buckdharma 38
Hopefully he can find someone he trusts that doesn't listen to him.
Exodiafinder687 58
Boss: Copy these forms for me. New Employee: Go **** yourself. Boss: You deserve a promotion!
Duckzy 16
You're better off finding a job where you have a boss who appreciates your hard work. Good luck finding a new job OP.
crazygeorgiaboy 6
how was he the boss??? he is dumb
Rinat_fml 26
Totally agree! It's his big loss firing a hard working person. It just sucks that people like you loses their jobs because of asses like your boss.
Soundslikeothers 15
Then don't do what he says and show up to work tomorrow.
desoxyn242 14
You win sir!!!
spacey_blueberry 18
What kind of dumbass logic is that?