Kelly
Manteca, United States
Today, my brother offered my boyfriend $50 to dump me. Guess who's single. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Taylor
United States
Today, my brother's girlfriend dumped him. I overheard my mom tell him "It could be worse. Your brother can't even get a girlfriend". FML
SisterOfTard
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Today, my brother offered me $20 to practice his kissing on me for his date later this evening. FML
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Austria
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Anonymous
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Get out
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Anonymous
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f'ed_over
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Today, I found out my boyfriend's mom tried to bribe him with an iPhone to dump me. He accepted. FML
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Today, my boyfriend admitted that he thinks I'm cheating on him, with my brother. FML
Anonymous
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hahahaha090114
United States
Today, I found out I was getting a divorce. My wife is leaving me for my brother, saying that now that he has money there is nothing that can stand in their way. I recently decided to send him money to help him get back on his feet. FML
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I_Hug_Cats 26
you're obviously better off if he dumped you for money..
Hiimhaileypotter 53
If he'd dump you for $50, I wonder what else he'd do :/ I'm sorry, OP, but you're better off without him!
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Comments (166)
Tezoma 28
Your brother doesn't have $50 and you learned your now ex is an easy to bribe tool. Could be worse.
Old_Iron_Sides 6
Is it your brother? He sounds like someone who would be single... But in all seriousness, if your now ex bf dumped you for $50, he wasn't much of a boyfriend. Better to find out now than to waste more of your life with him.
ancollins 6
Mine dumped me for a ps vita
hateevryone 15
Screw your brother & your so-called boyfriend.
perdix 31
I don't think this is a good time to recommend an incestuous three-way. And this is coming from a guy who jumps on every opportunity to use the term three-way/threesome, as well as plumpa humpa, blumpkin, sammiches and lowers sunglasses. Show some respect :D
perdix 31
Don't be so hard on your brother. Your boyfriend was probably on the verge of dumping you, and you had your head too far up your ass to see it. He was just hastening the inevitable -- like ripping off a Band-Aid.
ArmlessSkydiver 7
And that begs the question of what he would do for a Klondike Bar.
eatpussy 0
May I ask why your brother wants you single? and if your brother did it just to see if your boyfriend would do it, that is actually a good thing he offered the money because it showed your boyfriend's true colors. Sorry OP :/
Faeryl_fml 6
Maybe your brother was on to something, and lives you enough to do what he could to get that guy out if your life. One day you'll probably thank him :)
FuzzyJack 15
At least you don't have to waste more time with a 'boyfriend' who leaves you for $50.. Time for a boyfriend who cares more about you than money.
Bigmoneyshotz 0
You should go screw his best friend to get back at him.