Kelly
Manteca, United States
Today, my brother offered my boyfriend $50 to dump me. Guess who's single. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
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I_Hug_Cats 26
you're obviously better off if he dumped you for money..
Hiimhaileypotter 53
If he'd dump you for $50, I wonder what else he'd do :/ I'm sorry, OP, but you're better off without him!
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Transform 3
Well he's cheap.
sweetmama88 6
Just maybe he knows something about your boyfriend that he doesn't want you to know, so maybe he offered him money to take a hike! I'm sure your brother had his reasons why he did that . Maybe he will tell you in the future, or not! I'm sure your more worth 50 dollars , so really who needs a jerk like that anyway that's willing to dump you for 50 dollars. I'm sure you will fine the right guy!
ericsims9 0
everyone is saying good you don't need that guy if he left you for 50 bucks, maybe you weren't that great of a girlfriend to begin with. people often blame others for thier troubles but never fault themselves. look in the mirror and see what you can change before it happens again.
DylansMomma 9
Your comment : You have the same name as my cousin, OP. I sure hope this is about him dumping you! :)
Forest_Berry95 6
And for that, you are better off without him. Chances are your brother saw that, and did you favor. :)
woainishamu 21
Dump him! Oh wait...
carminecris89 13
You're boyfriend is a dick and should are better off...50 is not much. The real monster here is your brother. Why would he do that? U should consider him dead to you for such a shitty move.
gabbs1130 0
Obvi he isn't that great of a bf if he actually did it
erinchick1 7
Good riddance to him! Your better off without him!
randomness3053 5
You're brother!!