Today, I wanted to be nice to my boyfriend and buy him a cake. Not only did I drop it in the bus, when I got home I forgot that I'd put it on my bed, and sat on it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I meant to surprise my boyfriend by baking him a cake. When I took it out of the oven, I realized I had accidentally used salt instead of sugar. He tried to eat it anyway, and ended up spitting chunks of it out all over me. FML
Today, it was my boyfriend's mom's surprise birthday party. I was sent to pick up the very expensive cake and dozens of balloons. Not only was it windy and the balloons flew away, I tripped and dropped the cake. In the driveway in front of all their family and friends. FML
Today, I bought a cake. I then immediately forgot what I was carrying, opened the door to my car, and tossed the bag into the back seat. FML
Today, I was sick and laid up in bed, and my boyfriend decided to bring me some soup. Just as he reached the bed, he tripped over his own feet and spilled the soup all over me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a fight after the gym. Then, a cheesecake I'd baked for a client cracked all the way through. Then, my oven broke as I was trying to make a new one, so I left to bake it at a friend's house, at which point I locked my keys and all of my supplies inside my car. FML
Today, I brought a “safe” store-bought cake to a potluck and dropped it on the sidewalk while getting out of the car. I showed up anyway, carrying the box like it was still fine. It was not. FML
Today, I wrote my boyfriend a poem, and left it on the bed with a rose for him to see after work. When I came home later, I noticed the flower in the trash, and the poem had been used as gum wrapper. FML
Today, I spent two hours making a cake that I'd promised my class for weeks. I boarded the train to school, but soon dozed off. A few minutes later, I awoke with a start and noticed a chunk of the cake missing and a homeless man next to me with frosting around his mouth. FML
Today, we were celebrating my birthday and my boyfriend thought it would be funny to shove my face in the cake. While the candles were still lit. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML
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sunflower_seal 17
It's the thought that counts. Lol demolished cake , as long as uncontaminated, is still yummy. Just grab forks and dig in.
LyricaSilvan 30
Been there. It always sucks when those things happen. Seems like it's always when you really want something to stay nice that it ends up getting messed up. Sorry to hear the rule applied in your case, too, OP. Hopefully your boyfriend still appreciated the thought.
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Comments (19)
LyricaSilvan 30
Been there. It always sucks when those things happen. Seems like it's always when you really want something to stay nice that it ends up getting messed up. Sorry to hear the rule applied in your case, too, OP. Hopefully your boyfriend still appreciated the thought.
Sxylilhalfpint 20
what's the problem? Get a Lil creative and let him lick it off you.
tygerarmy 35
Exactly, OP's boyfriend just comes home to the OP covered in cake and a good time is had by all.
sunflower_seal 17
It's the thought that counts. Lol demolished cake , as long as uncontaminated, is still yummy. Just grab forks and dig in.
HereNReady 13
Is he supposed to eat it off her butt? Lol
False_Stupidity 42
He might enjoy that #6
Ben_Dover831 19
Looks like you got dessert read for him. *wink wink*
cheshireau 26
It's the thought that counts and I'm sure he saw that. I bet he had a laugh when you told him the story.
thejonac 21
i'm sure your bf'll still appreciate it. you guys can sit down together and laugh about it while you eat
freddygasman 18
well, one of you will be eating anyway.
Phantomsnake 10
I feel sad for you cake..
noobsatin 19
how did you miss the table and go straight to your bed?
delude 26
And how did you not see it when you were sitting down? I mean even if you were distracted I feel like a cake is hard to miss
mineller 24
Træls
EsotericAura 25
For the people downvoting this comment: DEFINITION Træls Meaning that something is a mix of very irritation and the worst shit in the whole world. The day was træls because of the rain. Vejret er træls på grund af regnen.
ChristinePi 36
That does really suck. But why your bed after the bus of all places? Also after seeing how you sat on it all I can think of is cake farts. Ew
xxsakuraxx 29
Oh God! Not cake farts! Noo! o_0