SisterOfTard
Florence, United States
Today, my brother offered me $20 to practice his kissing on me for his date later this evening. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
doesn't fuck on the first, thank god
Southend-on-sea, United Kingdom
Today, my brother tried to pay me to teach him how to French-kiss, so he wouldn't screw up on his first date. I'm shocked that the weirdo managed to get a date in the first place. FML
Kelly
Manteca, United States
Today, my brother offered my boyfriend $50 to dump me. Guess who's single. FML
Flip
France
Today, to avoid looking like a loser in front of his friends who all have girlfriends, my brother made up a perfect relationship. He asked me to give him a hickey in exchange for 50 euros. Our parents walked in on us. FML
Jpaylay
Lakeland, United States
Don't hate the player…
Today, my brother bamboozled me out of 20$. He's 12 years-old, and I'm 17. FML
_guy_j
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Glendora, United States
Driver 8
Today, my brother got a job as an Uber driver. Now, whenever I need a ride from him, he insists I pay him money through the app. FML
max
United States
Mixed signals
Today, I thought I was going on a date. About 20 minutes into it, after giving her my arm to hold (like a true gentleman) it came up in conversation that my brother is gay. Her response: "Oh, so both you and your brother are gay?" FML
liisiuu
Breakout
Today, I went on a date with a guy who turned out to be my older brother's friend. In the middle of the night we were drunk and got stuck in my room after the key broke inside the lock. My brother had to help my date climb out of the window. FML
Anonymous
The hustler
Today, my boyfriend of six months, who happened to be my first kiss, broke up with me after borrowing 120 dollars. Not twenty minutes later, he was at the bar drinking with my brothers and my dad. FML
klifestyle2012
Classy.
Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML
Anonymous
Szeged, Hungary
Today, my girlfriend came over to visit me and my brother at our apartment. I left for just five minutes to fix us lunch. When I got back, she was making out with my brother. FML
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Rainbow_dumpster 28
Eeeewwwwwwwww
rachelottavia 16
I hope you didn't say yes!
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Comments (168)
cheezter 15
Is your last name Smith lol
chloewj 15
Depending on your ages this is actually a rather common (however taboo and bizarre) occurrence between younger siblings
brettrb 18
Is that what your siblings told you?
martin8337 36
While getting cornholed by your brother. By the way, was he large?
DoubleDosexo 12
he's probably like 16, at least.
clemscott 10
No it's not
Witchylady 18
That is so wrong on so many levels.
jerryj 27
No, it's wrong on only one level: incest. Stop blowing things out of proportion.
CVTTRVN 19
What's out of proportion is the face in your default pic
qdawg06 23
He doesn't see what's wrong with that?
Kush_BabY 7
What you say???
AlphaKnorr 8
You get the money?
mete_orito 34
If he offered $20 bucks, I doubt he is younger than a 10 years old.
DoubleDosexo 12
you seem to have missed the "he had a date later" part. he's definitely not 10. maybe 14 is a more reasonable guess, though he's probably not younger than 16.
thinblue32 15
So.. What are you going to do with your $20?.
gurbism 16
Super duper gross, wtf. Maybe this could be a teachable moment on how that's wildly inappropriate.
Narayan96 13
ohh... That's nasstyy