SisterOfTard
Florence, United States
Today, my brother offered me $20 to practice his kissing on me for his date later this evening. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
doesn't fuck on the first, thank god
Southend-on-sea, United Kingdom
Today, my brother tried to pay me to teach him how to French-kiss, so he wouldn't screw up on his first date. I'm shocked that the weirdo managed to get a date in the first place. FML
Kelly
Manteca, United States
Today, my brother offered my boyfriend $50 to dump me. Guess who's single. FML
Flip
France
Today, to avoid looking like a loser in front of his friends who all have girlfriends, my brother made up a perfect relationship. He asked me to give him a hickey in exchange for 50 euros. Our parents walked in on us. FML
Jpaylay
Lakeland, United States
Don't hate the player…
Today, my brother bamboozled me out of 20$. He's 12 years-old, and I'm 17. FML
_guy_j
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Glendora, United States
Driver 8
Today, my brother got a job as an Uber driver. Now, whenever I need a ride from him, he insists I pay him money through the app. FML
max
United States
Mixed signals
Today, I thought I was going on a date. About 20 minutes into it, after giving her my arm to hold (like a true gentleman) it came up in conversation that my brother is gay. Her response: "Oh, so both you and your brother are gay?" FML
liisiuu
Breakout
Today, I went on a date with a guy who turned out to be my older brother's friend. In the middle of the night we were drunk and got stuck in my room after the key broke inside the lock. My brother had to help my date climb out of the window. FML
Anonymous
The hustler
Today, my boyfriend of six months, who happened to be my first kiss, broke up with me after borrowing 120 dollars. Not twenty minutes later, he was at the bar drinking with my brothers and my dad. FML
klifestyle2012
Classy.
Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML
Anonymous
Szeged, Hungary
Today, my girlfriend came over to visit me and my brother at our apartment. I left for just five minutes to fix us lunch. When I got back, she was making out with my brother. FML
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Rainbow_dumpster 28
Eeeewwwwwwwww
rachelottavia 16
I hope you didn't say yes!
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Comments (168)
CydH 8
That's gross
soulreaper12296 28
Hopefully you said no
tbone5466 9
poor Guy didn't know any better haha
sydneysays 15
Oh..gross..
iwadasn 33
Kentucky. Of course.
sophienzstein 12
You should have taken his money and punched him the mouth. Show him some real brotherly love
gf53 9
My thoughts exactly! That should (in theory) teach him to think about what he's saying.
Zebediabolical 45
...So how did you spend it?
lj19717 19
Wait, people aren't suppose to practice kissing with their siblings? My life has been a lie.
RA91 26
Wow, I've heard of people stooping low...but this is a new low.
i_needa_username 17
Ew please tell me you said NO