Jpaylay
Lakeland, United States
Don't hate the player…
Today, my brother bamboozled me out of 20$. He's 12 years-old, and I'm 17. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Already Broke Asf
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Rock Hill, United States
Petty thief
Today, my 19-year-old brother broke into my dorm and robbed me. When I tried to file a report, my brother went to my parents and told them that he took it because I owed him money on a bet. Guess who lost $92.50. FML
Anonymous
Markham, Canada
Today, my brother finally paid me the $60 he owed me. I later found out that he'd stolen those $60 from my wallet. FML
SisterOfTard
Florence, United States
Today, my brother offered me $20 to practice his kissing on me for his date later this evening. FML
Anonymous
Give it back!
Today, I found out that my brother has been stealing money from me for the past five months. FML
HungryStudent
Carolina, Puerto Rico
Today, my 24-year-old, unemployed brother stole all of my food money and went out with his friends. His punishment from our parents? He has to pay me back when he gets a job. My stomach has to wait. FML
Sarah
Pipersville, United States
Today, a hobo shook me down for money on the street. He's my brother, who incidentally ran away from home over two years ago. FML
Anonymous
Fortnite thievery
Today, my little brother decided he needed $170 worth of V-Bucks. How was he going to get it? From the credit card he took from my wallet. FML
Buggy
Atmore, United States
Today, my brother robbed someone. The victim spoke with me and said that if his $1500 was paid back, he wouldn’t press charges. After I gave him the money, I questioned my brother until he admitted doing it. He only took $200. FML
fmlforreal
Singapore
Today, I found my brother tampering with my laptop. He had changed the entire settings, in ways I don't even know how to fix. I finally had to get my mom to threaten him to change it back to its original setting. I'm 15. He's six and can barely get dressed by himself. FML
Anonymous
Durham, United States
Today, I fell down a hill out of my hammock, which broke my phone screen and my sunglasses. My idiot brother launched me out of it, so he could "assert his dominance." He's 11. FML
Top comments
BurnInDemonFire 39
As if age matters. Your brother outsmarted you, and you're out $20 because you fell for his ruse. Take it on the chin, and learn from it. Incidentally, what happened exactly?
cuz803 46
"There's a sucker born every minute" - your brother who finessed you, OP
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Gerlamagne 4
You got Bamboozled -A Mirage Main
cuz803 46
"There's a sucker born every minute" - your brother who finessed you, OP
BurnInDemonFire 39
As if age matters. Your brother outsmarted you, and you're out $20 because you fell for his ruse. Take it on the chin, and learn from it. Incidentally, what happened exactly?
RichardPencil 32
Did he bet you that the dollar sign is supposed to be placed before the numerals? Still looks like you're ready to lose more bets.
Phxlife602 9
you are probably the only one that caught that 😂. i wouldn't have noticed if you didn't mention it
CTscan 8
he's gonna be a hustler