Today, I called my boyfriend to tell him how sweetly the main character on my favorite tv show proposed to his girlfriend. He told me to hang on a second, and later forgot about me while he told his brother about the hot blonde he slept with last night. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend called me over for dinner. When I walked in the door, he asked why I was here; apparently he dialed the wrong girlfriend. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend and a woman answered. Turns out, she's also his girlfriend. She broke up with me on his behalf. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed via text, after telling me that he'd slept with his step-sister. FML
Today, I heard my boyfriend of 3 months talking with his friend, not knowing I could hear them. "Tonight's the night," my boyfriend says. "I'm finally going to tell her I love her!" I got really excited, deciding i loved him too. Then his friend says, "Awesome! But what about Kayla?" I'm Kayla. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend. He answered with, "Hey, I'll call you back when this goes to commercial." FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know." FML
Today, I was video chatting my boyfriend. As we were talking, he answered a phone call. I sat there the whole time as he planned a date with some other girl over the phone. FML
Today, my boyfriend was talking to me on the land line when his cell phone rang. He told me to wait "two seconds" while he talked to a classmate. Their "two second" conversation lasted ten minutes, and now I can hear the French Open on the TV in background. He forgot he was talking to me. FML
Today, my best friend whom I have been in love with for years, called me, proposed, and confessed his love for me. He was at a noisy bar so I asked him to call me back later and we'd discuss it. He called back later, hungover, with no recollection of our conversation whatsoever. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend to tell him how excited I was to drive 12 hours to see him and his new house. His girlfriend answered. FML
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Mirorbo 27
Smooth... What's wrong with people? Is being faithful really out of style?
CheaRight 0
Yeah.. that was me. Sorry
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CheaRight 0
Yeah.. that was me. Sorry
MightyGoober 2
It's really funny because he slept with another chick and ur dating. hopefully ex's now.
loverslove 0
I hope you dumped that asshole
XxKushxX 4
YDI for staying on the phone.
MykeLytorus 0
It's funny because it could have been worse and it's moist. Nobody is born gay--it's a choice! FTW!! FTW!! FTW!!! Epic Fail FTW! Your butthole FTW! Overused cliche acronym FTW! Somebody's comment is "win". It's just so full of "win". Do you realize how ******* cool I am? Dur dur dur I'm cool coz I comment on every single FML. I am too cool for school ftw ftw ftw ftw ftw.
schnouttz 3
were you the "hot blonde"? if not FYL
MotherGrimm 0
12 FTW!! haha
Stupified 0
YDI for having a favorite TV show.
OliviaNicole 5
Well that just sucks doesn't it?
xFalzz 0
12 = new fail troll.
X1_BLACKOUT_1X 0
33 = no sense of humor
amerrah 4
uh uh rudeness. why did you stay on the phone? ps. your hopefully bf is an asshole.
ucofresh 4
Wow... Myke, c'mon dude. I realize we're online but can we act even just a little mature? But I feel it's safe to assume with your ignorant comments you lack an intelligence level enabling you to do anything mature.My mistake.
MykeLytorus 0
he's right though I am trolling hard. He "wins" for feeding! :)
xFalzz 0
You're right, I have no sense of humor. I will now proceed to jump off a cliff.
MykeLytorus 0
You do realize my name isn't really Myke right? Sound it out. 3 times fast now...
twinny_sc 13
47 looks like Justin Bieber.
teulito 0
wow
xFalzz 0
53 - I am him.
SmylieVyrus 0
Ignorance is bitch.
twinny_sc 13
Yes of course you are, and I'm all three Jonas brothers.
Raleigh_bruh 7
It seriously shouldn't be.
SmylieVyrus 0
do you know what they call the loose, worthless skin around your ******? YOU
DesiGir324 0
I think it's weird that you called him up to tell him that... But still, I hope you dumped his stupid ass.
Jhtaylor 0
That kid is not JB that's is annoying!!! dang and quit saying you are. he is a 9yr. kid who hasn't hit pubitery yet
cruxx 0
Dump his ass.
UpYoursInAdvance 0
65 LMFAO REAL WIN... OP FYL and dump his ass he doesn't deserve you...
benny2465 0
4 no it's not funny because legonut didn't say it
the_flirtt 0
haha that's funny sounds like sumthin I would do ;) jk
H8rSk8r 0
OMG!!! 64, you're all three of the Jo Bros!!! *SKWEEEEE!!!*
MykeLytorus 0
Prototype12 likes waffles! He's just sayin. It's funny coz it coulda been worse and it's moist. Nobody's born gay--it's a choice! Epic Fail! Overused cliche acronym FTW! Its just so full of "win". Dur dur dur Its cool to comment on every single FML. Too cool for school ftw ftw ftw. My IQ is 75 dur dur and that's a magic number...
UnderageDrinker1 0
I don't think any nine year old boy has hit puberty yet. Justin Bieber is 16 years old and looks like an asshole that just got ****** by a horse. : D
InfiltratedMind 0
after the jb comment Ima share a story :D my friends sister has this friend who is obsessed with jb. so she made a fake MySpace for "Justin Beiber" she then added her friend on it and asked her out! she said yes lol and then we told her that his real name was justine and he lip synced because he finally hit puberty.:D
tanner11111 0
you called him for that?
quarterback7 0
never call your boyfriend bout thats its so annoying
angel55033 12
wow he's joking and you're getting upset about that on fml, how immature grow up and learn to joke with people not put them down and get mad it's just pathetic lol
chazzywazzy654 22
This sums up half the people on the internet brilliantly, congratulations #186
LadiiFresH 0
lol damn... how did you find out tho?
marinus_fml 20
well it's better than finding out he slept with a guy?!!
Freeze_fml 17
I don't see how that would be better or worse.
marinus_fml 20
geez ignorance, bit harsh don't ya think?
Stupified 0
Burrito?
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
marinus: Well THAT'S better than finding out he slept with his brother... or overhearing it happen. O.o
marinus_fml 20
ignorance - I'm not gonna argue. you're entitled to your opinion. #43 I guess you're right :) but still sucks for OP.
Jhtaylor 0
that kid is not JB shut up! dang that's annoying
_Damien_ 0
woah there man calm down. this is the second time you said this.
Shookitup 0
^^ weird obsession with Beiber i'm assuming.
godofcyanide 8
Kinda sucks that all the interesting comments (like Ignorance's, which I often find hilarious) get modded or otherwise disappeared. OP: Your boyfriend is fail, but so are you for calling HIM to gossip about a TV show. A round of fail for all of you!
The_9th_Doctor 18
how'd she find out? she over heard him on the phone while talking to his brother. did you even read the whole thing?
crudeandrudeguy 29
99- says the guy with the same false sense of coolness as JB, nice backwards hat and Jersey shore pose
lizamaphone 6
why would he care? fyl but you're an idiot
babbu18 0
Do the same to him when he calls!! if he calls ur cell, use ur house phone and talk to one of ur friends about how you slept with this hot hunk and all this, he'll hear everything and it'll be all good:)
handhugsftw 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
fyl for being stupid
tehman117 21
Yes because op was sooooooo stupid when her boyfriend became a cheating ass.
Mirorbo 27
Smooth... What's wrong with people? Is being faithful really out of style?
Mirorbo 27
SCREW YOU!! I'M NOT A ONE-TRICK PONYTA!!
Freeze_fml 17
I think it's a Pokemon. One-trick Ponyta. That's what OP really stands for.
Mirorbo 27
Fuhohohohoho!~ There you go, darling. You get your laugh, because that comment really did make me laugh. Well played!~
Mirorbo 27
And...you have a problem with that? I call everyone 'darling'.
Freeze_fml 17
Fuhoho!~
Mirorbo 27
Ehhh....it needs some work, darling. It sounds so...flat!
Stupified 0
I can. I've got his room wired.
Freeze_fml 17
I hope you can hear what I'm about to say.
Haha_Owned3 6
hmm ignorance you enjoy being annoying dontcha?
Loofah_fml 1
Ignorance happens to be one of the few people who isn't annoying. This website is full of immature people who can't accept the fact that if something they say is incorrect, it should be corrected.
Mirorbo 27
EH...I don't find "Ignorance" annoying. I've dealt with oh-so much worse people in my time, darling.
Haha_Owned3 6
Loofah you just said it. She corrects people, and it is annoying. I would also like to ask Skroal to return. He was a true genius :)
Loofah_fml 1
She corrects comments because some people find it annoying to see so many errors. Yes, it takes a true genius to rewrite the FML.
Freeze_fml 17
Much better than skroal regurgitating the FML.
hacZKing 0
ydi for dating a douche ydi for having a bf ydi for having a phone ydi for being cheated on with a blonde by ur douche bf and finding out by eavesdropping via a forgotten about phone
ashleynonymous 0
Sounds to me like he left you on the phone to hear it on purpose. What a jerk. FYL
ladyluck82 9
FYL...but YDI if you're still with the prick.
Petey_devil 0
perhaps he was trying to hint something to ze girlfriend.
spyder1588 0
He sounds like an ass.
mdude94 0
ydi for thinking he would care about your show
ladyluck82 9
15 - yeah, I agree with you! lol who cares? haha