Today, my brother decided deodorant causes cancer. He goes to the gym every day. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my brother's refused to shower after 2 weeks of dripping sweat and never changing clothes. He claims the smell is just his "manly musk" and if I can't handle it, then maybe I'm the problem. FML
Stinky boi
Today, I noticed a disgusting odor that seemed to be radiating off my brother. When I asked him about it, he replied, "I think it's ball sweat. I haven't had a shower in a few weeks, so it's hard to tell." FML
Dude, gross!
Today, I discovered my brother likes to use our kitchen utensils to scratch his private areas. FML
Today, my boyfriend announced he has stopped wearing deodorant because he thinks his BO smells "manly." FML
OK sweaty, time for a bath
Today, I realized my morbidly obese, sweaty sibling is the source of a strange waft I've been smelling when I get home. He'll only shower once a week, so the apartment and furniture smell like sweat and sometimes poo, especially on hot days. I didn't notice until I went outside and stepped back in to follow my nose. FML
Today, my pre-teen brother has started using the entire Axe line because he believes that it will give him an "edge with the ladies". He insists on using the products at least three times a day, including before bedtime. I'm allergic to anything that is perfumed. We share a room. FML
Today, I taught my 12-year-old brothers that showering cannot be used as a substitute for deodorant, and that they should use both. One of them was almost in tears. FML
Today, in a fit of jealousy over my recent muscle growth, my brother told our mom that I've only been going to the gym so I could smoke weed with my friends. She believed him and grounded me. FML
Today, my brother thought it would be absolutely hilarious to replace my cold sore cream with superglue. FML
Today, I had to use anti-perspirant deodorant under my breasts. FML
Top comments
drealmorales 2
Very smart man. He's going to live for a very long time after that
RavenDesired 10
That must smell gorgeous.
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Jirekianu2 19
Don't forget to throw kevin bacon in there.
mrmerino 0
Do we have the same brother?
EEEERRRRIIIICCC 4
my friend thinks that too, he smells so freaking bad at school
awksome 0
HE decided..... well thats gonna save a lot of lives!!
assgas 0
Girl look at that body I work out!
frenchylolly_fml 1
showers don't give cancer. And they cure bad body odor. if only he had one to his disposition...
meggybee 4
Yum! I feel bad for you
cheerfreak97 0
do you live in california? everything causes cancer there.
cooperd52 6
Well it does he's smart!
sammiknode 0
Ewwwwwwww