Today, I realized my morbidly obese, sweaty sibling is the source of a strange waft I've been smelling when I get home. He'll only shower once a week, so the apartment and furniture smell like sweat and sometimes poo, especially on hot days. I didn't notice until I went outside and stepped back in to follow my nose. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I noticed a disgusting odor that seemed to be radiating off my brother. When I asked him about it, he replied, "I think it's ball sweat. I haven't had a shower in a few weeks, so it's hard to tell." FML
Today, I realized my morbidly obese sibling's favorite bathroom to use is whichever one is closest to me during the day. Three floors of living space and the monster wants to drop a nuke where the odors are certain to waft to my nose three times a day. Every. Single. Day. FML
Today, my brother's refused to shower after 2 weeks of dripping sweat and never changing clothes. He claims the smell is just his "manly musk" and if I can't handle it, then maybe I'm the problem. FML
Today, I finally found out what the weird sour smell that's been in my dorm room for a while is. My roommate's sweat. FML
Today, despite using deodorant religiously and showering twice a day, my roommate still smells so bad that every time she enters the room I become physically sick. FML
Today, I realized that my flatmate showers so little that the furniture she uses smells like BO. FML
Today, I returned home after a four day weekend at my parents' house. Upon entering by the front door, a horrid stench assaulted my nose. Hours later I still cannot find the source of the foul odor. I'm starting to wonder if this is how it's always smelled without my knowing. FML
Today, I had to finally come to terms with the fact that I am obese when the doctor told me that my weird smell was not an infection but mold growing between my fat rolls. FML
Today, I woke up to a weird smell in my apartment. I checked everywhere but couldn’t find the source. After a while, I discovered the smell was coming from the pile of laundry I'd left in the corner, laundry that I thought was clean. It was the gym clothes I'd thrown in there three weeks ago. FML
Today, I realised I can tell which family member has just left the bathroom from the smell alone. FML
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jfigley 5
Haha wow.... got an idea. Constantly squirt water from a spray bottle, and when they complain its not fair that you keep doing that....complain back saying you will keep doing it until he takes a shower daily. No reason you should have to deal with that....
AmbrosiaFan 19
How old are you both? Who is all in the apartment? Personally if he doesn't start showering daily, dump soapy water on him when he's on the toilet.
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Comments (5)
RichardPencil 32
That's great detective work, Sherlock! Maybe the local SeaWorld has some tank space to house a dirty whale.
jfigley 5
Haha wow.... got an idea. Constantly squirt water from a spray bottle, and when they complain its not fair that you keep doing that....complain back saying you will keep doing it until he takes a shower daily. No reason you should have to deal with that....
AmbrosiaFan 19
How old are you both? Who is all in the apartment? Personally if he doesn't start showering daily, dump soapy water on him when he's on the toilet.
MaleficusTheUnsung 16
U need to take a shower once a month to assert dominance