Today, my brother decided deodorant causes cancer. He goes to the gym every day. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my brother's refused to shower after 2 weeks of dripping sweat and never changing clothes. He claims the smell is just his "manly musk" and if I can't handle it, then maybe I'm the problem. FML
Stinky boi
Today, I noticed a disgusting odor that seemed to be radiating off my brother. When I asked him about it, he replied, "I think it's ball sweat. I haven't had a shower in a few weeks, so it's hard to tell." FML
Dude, gross!
Today, I discovered my brother likes to use our kitchen utensils to scratch his private areas. FML
Today, my boyfriend announced he has stopped wearing deodorant because he thinks his BO smells "manly." FML
OK sweaty, time for a bath
Today, I realized my morbidly obese, sweaty sibling is the source of a strange waft I've been smelling when I get home. He'll only shower once a week, so the apartment and furniture smell like sweat and sometimes poo, especially on hot days. I didn't notice until I went outside and stepped back in to follow my nose. FML
Today, my pre-teen brother has started using the entire Axe line because he believes that it will give him an "edge with the ladies". He insists on using the products at least three times a day, including before bedtime. I'm allergic to anything that is perfumed. We share a room. FML
Today, I taught my 12-year-old brothers that showering cannot be used as a substitute for deodorant, and that they should use both. One of them was almost in tears. FML
Today, in a fit of jealousy over my recent muscle growth, my brother told our mom that I've only been going to the gym so I could smoke weed with my friends. She believed him and grounded me. FML
Today, my brother thought it would be absolutely hilarious to replace my cold sore cream with superglue. FML
Today, I had to use anti-perspirant deodorant under my breasts. FML
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drealmorales 2
Very smart man. He's going to live for a very long time after that
RavenDesired 10
That must smell gorgeous.
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FayBerry 13
The studies revolve around anti-perspiration, not deodorant, and it's based on the chemicals involve in keeping a person from sweating. These chemicals get into our pores and can, supposedly, create cancerous tumors. He has the right idea but all the wrong facts.
Ericka201224 2
thats true but he should shower... n only the licluidy oness
tactical_bacon 4
anti-perspieant causer cancer. deodorant causes people not to gag when u walk by
source_confirmed 2
I'm the same way about deoderants; however, the only deoderant that causes cancer is one that works as an anti-perspirant. I personally recommend Dove for Men.
potatosrock 10
Watch out! Stupidity might run in the family.
Eijazk 2
Deodorant can give you cancer actually
lalala1896 6
Well it does have links to cancer...
droptableusers 7
Lemon Juice + bicarbonate of soda = WIN
Redmai 22
Not all deodorant those that have aluminum with extended use can cause it but keep using deodorant man.
Samantha McDonald 2
Apparently if it has aluminium it has an increased risk of causing cancer, but the ones with aluminium are the only ones that really work good ?