Today, I ran into my boyfriend's ex. I decided to be a good person and hold the door for her as we walked into the store. She decided to be the bitch she is and stomp on my foot as she walked through the open doorway. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to my ex-girlfriend's house to bring her her stuff back. We broke up earlier this week after a two year relationship, and I'd hoped she would've realized her mistake and ask me to stay for a bit and talk. I rang the doorbell and her new boyfriend opened the door. FML
Today, I bumped into the bitchy mean girl who bullied me mercilessly throughout high school, leaving deep emotional scars. When I told my boyfriend who she was, he picked her up, carried her out of the store, and threw her into a puddle. FML
Today, I ran into an old friend of mine at the store. All was going fine, until she showed me her new fiancé. My now ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I ran into my ex-girlfriend. Being the mature one, I went up to her and said, "Hey, how's it going?" She maced me and kept walking. FML
Today, I was walking home with my boyfriend and we passed the shop where my ex works at. My boyfriend slapped my ass right as my ex came out. It was so sudden that I started choking on a fry and dropped soda all over myself. My ex kept laughing all while my boyfriend kept apologizing. FML
Today, I was on a date with a guy and we decided to go see a movie. As we were walking in, I saw my ex-boyfriend with his new girlfriend. I tried to avoid them, but my left heel got caught in a crack in the pavement and I fell face-first onto the ground. My ex and his girlfriend saw me, laughed, and walked off. FML
Today, at work, I decided to try and impress this girl walking behind me by holding the door open for her. As she was walking through, I inadvertently pulled the door too hard. It slammed against the wall and ricochet back, hitting her right in the face. FML
Today, I saw my ex and his new girlfriend walking towards me. To make things less awkward, I tried to be cool and give him a high five. He misjudged and went for a fist bump. I ended up slapping his hand, and it felt like it lasted forever, all while she just smirked at me. FML
Today, I answered the door at my boyfriend's house to an obese woman, who looked and smelled homeless, and rudely tried to barge past me to get inside. I told her to get out or I’d call the police. My boyfriend behind me saw this disgusting woman and said those two awful words: “Hi Mom.” FML
Today, I ran into my ex at our local supermarket. Trying to be aloof, I waved casually, but I misjudged the distance and knocked over a display of canned beans. My ex just stood there, laughing, while I scrambled to rearrange up my mess. FML
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Top comments
xosportsgirl14x 8
Huh, I wonder why she's his ex, she seems so nice!
dhardesty23 8
bitch got no respect
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Comments (189)
ahiddengoddess 9
I'm a bitch.
jillianmathers12 13
How is that karma?
Thabb 0
On the bright side, you don't have to worry about him wanting to get back together with her.
DelphiCat 17
Clearly you don't understand the concept.
Justin23L 2
No good deed goes unpunished...
thisisafunnyname 12
No, her boyfriend's ex is a bitch
katt_is_here 24
Don't let this bitch deter you from being a good person. I'm sure his ex will get fat or something. FYL for the toe stomping, but the interwebs is on your side for being the better person.
kookookachooo 0
maybe they meant that karma is a bitch as in one day karma will catch up with his ex gf ? just a thought
zenrael 21
Nope, just you
tweetypie 18
Maybe the ex's name is Karma? Just a thought
iRuleUdrool 4
You must be the ex -__-
Renesaga 8
And that, OP, is when you should have chased after her and stepped on her foot. With your car.
JinxosGirl87 0
Follow her around the store stepping on the back of her shoe. That shit is annoying.
MissMae93 23
Uhm.. Nobody cares..
jwade11 12
Bitches don't go far! Mature your ass up and stop w the bitchiness.
wintamint101 7
one day karma will catch up with her
AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12
I hate bitches who bitch about other bitches being bitches xP
ShakeMeDown 12
I enjoy cheese. (Let's see how off topic we can get.)
nikkirenn 6
Cool story. Tell it again.
socalsky 0
Cool story bro , in what chapter do you stfu ?
Evey15 4
Cool story babe, now go make me a sandwich :]
Evey15 4
Oh gosh, ur such a sad, sad person d(-_ -)b
ArmadasRebellion 1
Bitches get stitches
kyuhyunn 0
Hello, you are what some people call, a "special snowflake"
keeks46 12
Umm great?
iriskwon 1
SHUTUP WE DONT GIVE A FUC =_=
XkassieX 6
You look like a *****
xosportsgirl14x 8
Huh, I wonder why she's his ex, she seems so nice!
uffiewuffie 0
Hey, OP, just remember she's the ex and you're the girlfriend.
guitar78_fml 3
You know, it doesn't mean she's a bitch. When you get dumped and you know who 'replaced' you, you directly hate that person if you're still not over the guy/girl. So holding the door would kinda rub it all in your face. (She also could be a real bitch but not just based on that)
jwade11 12
Ya that's usually how it goes! You try being nice and it back fires! FYL! And I'll say I'm sorry for u having to put up with the bs. Being the better person sucks sometimes!
dhardesty23 8
bitch got no respect
Ha1r1nY0S0up 15
NR4B - No respect for bitches
hiitisbrooke 28
What if the OP is leaving something out? I'm suspecting some form of stealing the ex's man; for example he cheated, or broke up with the ex for the current girlfriend. No one gives the true story if it involves making themself look bad. Maybe i'm just crazy and ex is just jealous.
DelphiCat 17
how in gods name is that karma?
MizzErikaHart 8
Maybe like, karma will come back on OPS BFS EX
DelphiCat 17
it was meant to be in response to #1, who is definitely suggesting that 'Karma' was getting OP, hence, my questioning of how exactly that was karma, as not only has OP done nothing wrong, even if she was say, a boyfriend stealing *****, a deliberate malicious act, such as stomping on someone's foot, is not actually karma, its petty revenge.
dontpanic_fml 32
Hence, MissErikaHart's suggestion that perhaps #1 meant that karma would get the ex for this act
dontpanic_fml 32
Sorry, MizzErikaHart
DelphiCat 17
not going to lie, really doesn't seem that way. You only say 'Karma is a bitch' in the same way you say 'payback's a bitch' if she meant karma would get the ex, she, or at least any person with any concept of grammar, would have said 'karma will get her' or something along those lines.... hence the reason her comment has been buried...
kareltje 17
I guess that'll be the last time you'll be nice to her, right?
xosportsgirl14x 8
No good deed goes unpunished.
SummerFever 8
Hit the bitch with the door.
tweetbaby14 18
More like slap a bitch in the back of the head.
JustinComments 3
74- I'm pretty sure a door would hurt more than someone's hand.
forkphoe 0
74- I almost died choking from laughing at your picture.
MrsKitty86 9
Awesome pic 74
tweetbaby14 18
Not if said hand has spiked brass knuckles on it.... And thank you.
KandiHybrid 6
Ouch.. o_o
ibeinpain 5
What valuable input! How do you make such well-worded and provocative comments?
KandiHybrid 6
No need to be snarky. Have you read some of the other comments?
missamazinggg 12
Herp derp:)
KandiHybrid 6
Indeed. xD
ArmadasRebellion 1
The game your profile pic is the scariest but most fun game I've ever played
Blueglasscup 18
Well I guess if you were like the other woman in her relationship with your boyfriend or you did something rubbish to her then you deserve it. If not and you're just being nice then **** your life.
pizzaisyummy 0
Haha I like the word rubbish :P but you have a good thought about that
ironyisforlosers 0
And then you let the door smack into her face, right?
marryjaneex0 7
haha your picture is great
keeks46 12
Let's hope...
SpikedKnuckles 8
Shoulda been like "And that's why he dumped you bitch"