smellyhouse
Canada
Today, my brother decided deodorant causes cancer. He goes to the gym every day. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
FuckingDone
Enterprise, United States
Today, my brother's refused to shower after 2 weeks of dripping sweat and never changing clothes. He claims the smell is just his "manly musk" and if I can't handle it, then maybe I'm the problem. FML
anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Stinky boi
Today, I noticed a disgusting odor that seemed to be radiating off my brother. When I asked him about it, he replied, "I think it's ball sweat. I haven't had a shower in a few weeks, so it's hard to tell." FML
utensils123
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Australia
Dude, gross!
Today, I discovered my brother likes to use our kitchen utensils to scratch his private areas. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, my boyfriend announced he has stopped wearing deodorant because he thinks his BO smells "manly." FML
Anonymous
OK sweaty, time for a bath
Today, I realized my morbidly obese, sweaty sibling is the source of a strange waft I've been smelling when I get home. He'll only shower once a week, so the apartment and furniture smell like sweat and sometimes poo, especially on hot days. I didn't notice until I went outside and stepped back in to follow my nose. FML
Anonymous
Cornwall, Canada
Today, my pre-teen brother has started using the entire Axe line because he believes that it will give him an "edge with the ladies". He insists on using the products at least three times a day, including before bedtime. I'm allergic to anything that is perfumed. We share a room. FML
:/
Today, I taught my 12-year-old brothers that showering cannot be used as a substitute for deodorant, and that they should use both. One of them was almost in tears. FML
Anonymous
Auckland, New Zealand
Today, in a fit of jealousy over my recent muscle growth, my brother told our mom that I've only been going to the gym so I could smoke weed with my friends. She believed him and grounded me. FML
finalfantasy
Aurora, United States
Today, my brother thought it would be absolutely hilarious to replace my cold sore cream with superglue. FML
Anonymous
Today, I had to use anti-perspirant deodorant under my breasts. FML
Top comments
drealmorales 2
Very smart man. He's going to live for a very long time after that
RavenDesired 10
That must smell gorgeous.
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Comments (185)
ilovemetalcore 0
How can you just decide something gives you cancer?
snuffy94 5
GAG!!!!!!!!!!!!! That nasty hambuger smell........
hobojo69 23
How did he "decide" that?
BeachSurfer94 0
it actually does, my science teacher died from a cancer caused by deoderant last year. :( I still feel bad for him
BeachSurfer94 0
it actually does, my science teacher died from a cancer caused by deoderant last year. :( I still feel bad for him
BeachSurfer94 0
it actually does, my science teacher died from a cancer caused by deoderant last year. :( I still feel bad for him
BeachSurfer94 0
it actually does, my science teacher died from a cancer caused by deoderant last year. :( I still feel bad for him
jwolfqueen 0
After awhile he won't smell as bad once the chemicals from the deodorant is gone
lex1459 38
Hey, my dad works out until he's incredibly sweaty, then chases me around the house trying to hug me. FYL though too!
PlasticKing 3
Wearing Cologne and Must make you smell worst.