Anonymous
Today, I had to use anti-perspirant deodorant under my breasts. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Ireland
Today, I had to use antiperspirant deodorant under my breasts. FML
stanDman
Canada
Today, I sprayed hair spray under my arms instead of anti-perspirant. I didn't realize it until I went to put my shirt on and couldn't raise my arms. FML
ParkerRommel
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Shattered
Today, I was apparently tired enough to spray silly string under my armpits rather than deodorant. FML
Anonymous
Everett, United States
Today, I actually used Febreze as a substitute for deodorant. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I had an allergic reaction to my deodorant. My armpits wouldn't stop itching, and by the time my shift was over, they were raw and bloody. FML
Anonymous
Today, while at work, I was trying to locate the source of the really bad BO wafting around, when I realized I'd forgotten to put on deodorant this morning. I have 5 hours of shame left to go. FML
OopsieDoopsie
Ridgewood, United States
Been there before
Today, I'm so chronically sleep-deprived that I sprayed a bathroom air freshener under my arms instead of my deodorant. FML
Anonymous
Sydney, Australia
Today, I realised I sweat so much that I won't be able to go without sticking super pads with wings to my shirt underarms everyday. It makes supermarket trips interesting. Especially as a man. FML
Anonymous
Melting man
Today, I was on my way to a relatively important interview when I realized that I'd forgotten to put on antiperspirant. Once seated, I was so nervous that I started sweating profusely under my light blue shirt, and by the end of the whole ordeal I had huge sweat stains under my armpits, down to my elbows. FML
Albert
Useless
Today, I used up the last of my deodorant for a business meeting on Zoom. FML
Top comments
Kaylana_fml 31
No worries, that's normal.
Agent JPN 9
Today, I had to use *antiperspirant* deodorant under my breasts, *and I am a guy*. FML ----fixed it for you
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Comments (31)
Shawnie Gallant 24
It’s okay!
RichardPencil 32
Why? I’m sure some guys are into boob sweat. It’s just a perk that comes with huge boobs.
evilplatypus 39
I have B cups and need to use antiperspirant under them. Size has nothing/little to do with it.
RichardPencil 32
I’d think cup size is a very relevant parameter in determining whether that is necessary.
Kaylana_fml 31
No worries, that's normal.
Agent JPN 9
Today, I had to use *antiperspirant* deodorant under my breasts, *and I am a guy*. FML ----fixed it for you
weeping_willow 25
Girl, it’s okay. No one is judging you. Well, other than immature boys, that is.
RichardPencil 32
You know the judgment of the immature boys is very positive, right?
ajh1800 25
You aren't the only one who has to do that! I have big boobs and don't wear bras, so when it starts getting ridiculously hot in the summer, not only do I put it under my boobs, but I put it in between my thighs too! A girls gotta do what a girls gotta do 🤷🏽♀️
TCRII 30
Yay. BOOBS!!!!
Angélique Chantal 21
Great another “look at me have (big) breasts “ post.
bl3ur0z3 17
I'm a BBW, big breasted woman, so that's not unusual for me. I marvel at women who don't wear antiperspirant under their boobs. Btw, on days I don't wear any and end up with boob sweat, I find napkins absorb it so I don't get a rash.
julfunky 29
Oh god, the rash.
silentbabydeer 10
Heat rashes are the worst!!
silentbabydeer 10
Nothing wrong with that. I use it under my boobs too.