Today, I noticed a disgusting odor that seemed to be radiating off my brother. When I asked him about it, he replied, "I think it's ball sweat. I haven't had a shower in a few weeks, so it's hard to tell." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my brother's refused to shower after 2 weeks of dripping sweat and never changing clothes. He claims the smell is just his "manly musk" and if I can't handle it, then maybe I'm the problem. FML
Today, I realized my morbidly obese, sweaty sibling is the source of a strange waft I've been smelling when I get home. He'll only shower once a week, so the apartment and furniture smell like sweat and sometimes poo, especially on hot days. I didn't notice until I went outside and stepped back in to follow my nose. FML
Today, I finally found out what the weird sour smell that's been in my dorm room for a while is. My roommate's sweat. FML
Today, I noticed that my sweat smelled like cat food. FML
Today, my brother decided deodorant causes cancer. He goes to the gym every day. FML
Today, I was running around the track at school PE with a lot of other students. I noticed a guy who smelled really bad and I thought to myself how disgusting that was and I felt bad for him. Later, I was changing and caught a whiff of my shirt. It wasn't him who was smelly. FML
Today, it’s extremely hot, so showering and deodorant does fuck all for my odor. I thought I could get away with having my arms pressed to my sides at all times, but instead, a boy I don’t even know physically lifted my arms above my head and loudly declared that I stank. FML
Today, my brother tried to sit on my head and fart, except he followed through. It didn’t make it past his trousers but for a few brief seconds before he ran to the bathroom I could smell it and feel how warm it was. FML
Today, I went to take a shower. I noticed a funky smell, but I just assumed it was from whoever had been there last. When I pulled the shower curtain back, I found out that my sister has stopped using feminine hygiene products for her period. It looked like someone had died in the bathtub. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he hasn't showered in over a week, because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
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brit4nyxbabii 0
atttractive
rattusrattus 19
*hazmat suit on* *fire hose primed* *industrial soap prepared* *long-handled scrubbing brush located* Right, I'm ready.
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brit4nyxbabii 0
atttractive
eminemchick 19
i know, i wouldve sucked it off:) but thats just me
YacL 15
Girls just live the smell of an unhygienic man. Very attractive indeed.
Bakayarou_fml 0
16 ew! You rancid fellow! OP is your bro a caveman? Hose him down and and pour Dettol down his pants! Baka!
hiyourcute 0
Am I the only one that finds it disturbing that #16 is even joking about sucking off hi brothers stinky ball sweat?
hiyourcute 0
Oh her* brother, my bad. Still gross.
eminemchick 19
23?24? im a girl..
NiqueKristan92 0
# 24 No you are not the only one... *gag*
braasilianx0 4
24, I find it disgusting as well. no class.
YacL 15
28- We kind of figured, but what does that have to do with this?
eminemchick 19
28, cuz theyre calling me a guy. and wow, i just wanted ****.:(
kyanisaurus 0
quote&tag him on your facebook status
ImmortalKratos 0
sweat has hormones that naturally attract women...your brother must be pimpin by now.
hiyourcute 0
Yeahh I noticed that after I posted my comment, so I corrected it...
YacL 15
33- It doesn't sound like they're disgusted because they think you're a guy, it sounds like they're disgusted because you joked about sucking a dick that hasn't been washed in weeks.
hiyourcute 0
Not just a dirty dick, her brothers dirty dick
eminemchick 19
i wouldnt suck my brothers dickXD see 37
YacL 15
44, are you mistaking 47 for OP? Because you're confusing me.
eminemchick 19
oh wow, im attracting thumbs down like magnets today:(
ohmandapants 17
wow 33 way to attract the wrong kind of attention. I'm sure that all the guys want you now. They want your herpes.
eminemchick 19
50, the herpes from my virginity?xD
mismonroe 0
I'm assuming she's not really fantasizing about 2 week old ball sweat. Quit being prissy.
modelmefamous 0
typical boy for you.
YacL 15
53- The best kind of herpes.
eminemchick 19
thank god for 54xD
AuroraChantal7 2
it's her brother.... I dont think she'd do that
eminemchick 19
jeez can all haters **** off i was only kidding
sxe_beast 11
56... How is that a typical boy? WTF are you talking about? None of my male friends have ever stopped showering for weeks. I personally shower a couple times a day and change 2-4 times a day. Way to be fail.
SmokyMcBong 1
haha spongebob is so baked wooo
ohmandapants 17
FYI you don't need to have sex to get herpes. I see you had some great sex Ed.
teddirae 9
haha you act like you wrote this. I did. My brother is 18 thank you. don't claim things that you didn't write!
YacL 15
I don't think she was claiming this FML as hers.
FastLikeATree 0
Owned
mismonroe 0
No, she wasn't, I don't think. but wow, you get one FML posted and it goes straight to the head! -_-
scrapmetal58 9
69 - Are you a mysophobe?
EvilPotato 15
exactly how old is your brother, if I may ask.
Lolxd3612 0
Lol
an_villian 0
67-haters gonna hate
Shadow4i5 3
#132 I was bouta say that
LittleMonsterSam 5
DAMN YOU ALL TALK ALOT ABOUT SHIT NOBODY CARES ABOUT!
Failed_Again 0
You guys are jerks. Learn to take a joke and stop disliking someone's comments due to their first comment.
incrediblekarma 3
#69 2-4 times a day? You know, there's an opposite side of the spectrum where you have to turn in your "bro card." You're allowed 1.3 changes per day. Thems' bro-rules.
talnelson 0
that's not you that's julliane hough
YacL 15
132- Lovers guna love.
stoopkid911 0
yea y havent u showered in a few weeks?? thats nasty
sxe_beast 11
@154 - Well, I wear different outfits to certain places/occasions :|. Like there's casual clothes, going out clothes, school clothes (required uniform), sports uniforms, etc. Also my mother is a cliche stay at home corporate wife/soccer mom who hosts a lot of stuff that I often have to dress up for. On top of all of this I'm a flaming **** and absolutely adorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre fashion. I like to mix it up and hate wearing the same thing for too long. :D
PurpleRae420 0
I just threw up in my mouth a little EWW
hamster_10 2
146 if your gunna take negatives that personally then you really shouldn't even bother commenting
H2oPolo3 0
your brother is officially a MAN now haha
AyoReyxD 0
your cute ;]
jessie12198 0
lol ur funny
Hockeyboy4280 18
Love the honesty
firstrecon 0
yeah honesty time to gas mask up and honestly force him in the shower.
jess_h14 2
that is absolutely disgusting.....
Kawboy 1
I have to agree! Who in the hell doesn't shower for weeks besides hobos?! I'm sure if he hasn't showered then he hasn't brushed his teeth or anything! That's just messed up. OP I'd throw his stank ass in a lake or something!
teddirae 9
No he brushes his teeth and all that stuff just doesn't think he NEEDS to shower.
Kawboy 1
^ huh?
NHLbound22 8
cute indeed
09volley 0
kawboy the other girl who posted on here is the OP. and I would have to agree with u I shower twice a day and brush my teeth several times a day. if I don't I feel gross. but btw I love ur tat I actually have two myself. :)
Kawboy 1
Oh ok I get it now lol... and thanks :)
guckylynn 19
147 if you brush more than twice daily, you wear down your enamel. it's actually bad for you to brush numerous times daily.
NHLbound22 8
at 94
Kawboy 1
179 we get it dude you're a perv
KennKenn 0
Is his name Dale, or Brenan?
MyHandIsADolphin 0
Well, maybe you should get him to take a shower. Or to wipe his balls with speed stick
born_hustla 26
with bleach!
Kawboy 1
^ ummm... ouch!
Leighten22 0
ball musk is the worst >.
krysxkatastrophe 14
*and.
jchanon 1
yeah especially after a few weeks! my balls are always clean
BagleHead 6
Your strange abbs are the worst
hiyourcute 0
How are they strange? I actually quite like them...
ShyAnn29 15
7 has nice abs! IMO
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
ewes I didn't know balls could sweat does that mean a ****** can too? :S
WearingHats 14
Where do you think vinegar comes from?
trevishere 7
83, how old are you? He's sixteen. That's creepy.
BagleHead 6
They're like...unaligned
brit4nyxbabii 0
lmaooo 86!
Shadow4i5 3
lol no **** but it does look a little strange cuz the pic makes ur head look so much bigger than ur body
09volley 0
he does have very cute abs tho:p
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
that's nasty ewwww
dalink 24
Eagor obviously hasn't reached any stage of sexual maturation...
krysxkatastrophe 14
Wait till he's sleeping and pour a bunch of soapy water on him.
Screwie 25
Time to buy some soap don't ya think?
sovietkiwi 0
hahahahah LOL NOOB
feliciam 0
omg I accidently thumbed UP this comment when I tried to thumb it DOWN XP
hiyourcute 0
I hate when I do that 40:( especially on comments that make me want to weep for humanity
rattusrattus 19
*hazmat suit on* *fire hose primed* *industrial soap prepared* *long-handled scrubbing brush located* Right, I'm ready.
muselover23 0
I just vomited in my mouth?
The_Weirdo 10
I don't understand...Why is there a question mark there?