smellyhouse
Canada
Today, my brother decided deodorant causes cancer. He goes to the gym every day. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
FuckingDone
Enterprise, United States
Today, my brother's refused to shower after 2 weeks of dripping sweat and never changing clothes. He claims the smell is just his "manly musk" and if I can't handle it, then maybe I'm the problem. FML
anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Stinky boi
Today, I noticed a disgusting odor that seemed to be radiating off my brother. When I asked him about it, he replied, "I think it's ball sweat. I haven't had a shower in a few weeks, so it's hard to tell." FML
utensils123
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Australia
Dude, gross!
Today, I discovered my brother likes to use our kitchen utensils to scratch his private areas. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, my boyfriend announced he has stopped wearing deodorant because he thinks his BO smells "manly." FML
Anonymous
OK sweaty, time for a bath
Today, I realized my morbidly obese, sweaty sibling is the source of a strange waft I've been smelling when I get home. He'll only shower once a week, so the apartment and furniture smell like sweat and sometimes poo, especially on hot days. I didn't notice until I went outside and stepped back in to follow my nose. FML
Anonymous
Cornwall, Canada
Today, my pre-teen brother has started using the entire Axe line because he believes that it will give him an "edge with the ladies". He insists on using the products at least three times a day, including before bedtime. I'm allergic to anything that is perfumed. We share a room. FML
:/
Today, I taught my 12-year-old brothers that showering cannot be used as a substitute for deodorant, and that they should use both. One of them was almost in tears. FML
Anonymous
Auckland, New Zealand
Today, in a fit of jealousy over my recent muscle growth, my brother told our mom that I've only been going to the gym so I could smoke weed with my friends. She believed him and grounded me. FML
finalfantasy
Aurora, United States
Today, my brother thought it would be absolutely hilarious to replace my cold sore cream with superglue. FML
Anonymous
Today, I had to use anti-perspirant deodorant under my breasts. FML
Top comments
drealmorales 2
Very smart man. He's going to live for a very long time after that
RavenDesired 10
That must smell gorgeous.
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Monkeyone 0
Make him take showers when he gets home, or at the gym...
samfalk39 0
Theres always cologne!
Insane_Tea 15
How does someone come to the conclusion of such a crazy thing?
ladycamo 0
it actually can, it blocks the flow of toxins from you body. one way your body gets rid of toxins is sweat, and antiperspirants make you not sweat. so if you make it to where you don't sweat, you just build up toxins. and it can cause breast cancer. so its really not all that absurd.
bryannab1 0
Deoderant doesn't stop you from sweating, that is anti-persperent. Deoderant just keeps your armpits from smelling. OPs brother is just being stupid. FYL OP.
DocBastard 40
Ladycamo - no, it cannot cause breast cancer. There is a lot of conflicting data, but there is not a single study which shows any conclusive link between antiperspirant use and breast cancer. Don't go spouting bullshit and stirring up fear and anxiety.
jonnyroscoe 3
What about soap, or does that cause stupidity?
THE_A_TEEN 28
Nope, soap causes herpes.
brianjman14 23
It does? ****!
Babyseal420 7
You could set up a Home Alone type rig so when he opens the door he gets covered with body spray.
mnmolino 14
Your username says all.
mea_iloveskiing 26
Shower is better :)
brown4lifejot 1
You sound like my dad. :$
himoonkey 8
There's no problem In using Febreeze!
Freeze_fml 17
Explain to him that stupidity is cancer.
hateevryone 15
so.......he just gonna walk around musty?