Today, it's been two years since I won a romantic dinner for two from a work raffle. It's been two years and I still haven't found anyone to go with. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I won a meal for two in a raffle. I had no one to go with. FML
Today, it's been two years since a club trip where I met someone who, for the first and last time in my life of crippling self hatred and depression, I actually believed might like me back. It's also been two years since I heard anything from him, despite him promising to keep in touch. FML
Today, it's my two year anniversary with my wife. She's celebrating the day with her new boyfriend. FML
Today, after not dating for 2 years, I went out on 2 dates. I got stood up both times. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy that I have been crushing on for 2 years. At the end of the date he tells me that he is moving away and as his going away present, I could pay for dinner. FML
Today, I was waiting to surprise my partner with a romantic dinner, only to find out after about two hours they had moved out without telling me. FML
Today, a coworker invited me out for a date, totally out of the blue. I had no idea she liked me, but I did my best to impress. She ordered the most expensive steak on the menu, two bottles of wine, and eventually picked up and went home with our waiter. I got the bill. FML
Today, it was my one year anniversary with my boyfriend. We had dinner reservations to an expensive restaurant and planned to see a movie after. At least, we did, until he called to tell me he'd volunteered to work tonight. He won't get off until 2am. FML
Today, it was supposed to be my birthday dinner with two of my friends. They're both now bringing their boyfriends, so I get to be the fifth wheel to my own birthday dinner. FML
Today, the guy I've been dating for 3 years got engaged to a woman I can't stand. I work as a waiter at a catering company, they hired the company and requested me as a server for their engagement party. FML
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Top comments
RichardPencil 32
Go by yourself before it expires.
JackWood 21
If you haven't used it in 2 years you probably could find someone in need who would use it.
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JackWood 21
If you haven't used it in 2 years you probably could find someone in need who would use it.
RichardPencil 32
Go by yourself before it expires.
Nightowlflies 26
I'd be tempted to either see if I could go by myself twice or see if any couples out there want it. And, yes, I'm one of those people who would legit have the same problem.
mccuish 25
I’d try to see if I can go alone
Gemfez 17
Just take a friend. Those things aren’t valid forever.