Today, my boyfriend was continuously telling me how great my best friend smelled the other night and how I should wear some perfume that smelled like that. I have the same exact perfume and have been wearing it for months. FML
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Today, my boyfriend's mother told me she bought the same perfume that my boyfriend got me for Christmas last year. He loves that perfume. Now, whenever he smells me, he's going to think of his mom. FML
Today, I realized that I get turned on by my girlfriend's perfume. My mother started using the same one. FML
Today, my love life is so pathetic that when I got a sample of cologne in the mail, I kept sniffing it just to remind myself what a guy smells like. FML
Today, I lied at a store when the checkout person told me the cologne I was buying was for men. I told him it was for my boyfriend. I haven't had a boyfriend in 2 years, I just wanted it to smell like one. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like his grandma's house. FML
Today, my loving fiancé informed me that my new perfume makes me smell like a urinal cake. FML
Today, I was telling my boyfriend how proud I am of him for finding a really good job. He interrupted me to tell me that my breath smelled like his cat's. FML
Today, my brother got the same cologne as the guy I've been seeing for a while. Every time I'm with my brother I think about him, and every time I'm with him I think about my brother. FML
Today, I was walking into class when the guy i like walked in and said "Gross it smells like grandma in here. What, did someone bathe in their perfume today?" I was the only girl in the room and I just bought new perfume. I thought I smelled good, apparently I didn't. FML
Today, my boyfriend leaned over and sniffed me like a dog. He does this almost every day, even in front of people sometimes. FML
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pancakelover 0
Perfume can smell different on different people... Don't worry, unless he starts flirting with your friend or trying to hook up with her.
gsfgf 0
maybe he though she smelled sexy because she smelled like you.
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Comments (121)
Eresbel 0
I dunno, I have to say he's insensitive. It's one thing for a boyfriend to mention your friend's scent is sexy - it's a jerk thing to keep repeating it.
Eresbel 0
DTMFA is from Dan Savage. It means, Dump The Mutha Fuckah Already.
verstecktergeist 11
lol what the hell is he doing that close to her to smell it? XD
hatarou 0
people who wear the same perfume can smell different i tried out the theory on two girls i knew it works
nikkirito 0
Fragrance smells differently with everyone because of the way it works with your body's chemistry. Take your boyfriend out and have him pick out a scent. But to be honest with you, you need to leave his ass if he's gonna keep comparing you to your best friend.
C4SH 0
i'd be pisssssed, haha.
lisssalovely 0
You should buy a perfum thats better then the shit your bestfriend is wearing. i reccomend D&G light blue.
kellster 2
Start mixing pheromones into yours!
mecitoy 0
same thing happened to me once... but the perfume she was wearing she borrowed from me.
aback 5
He should be glad he's GOT a girlfriend instead of bitching that you don't smell like somebody else. Sounds to me like he's got the hots for your friend. I'd ditch him and look for somebody who liked me just fine the way I am, myself.