Anonymous
Baraboo, United States
Today, my loving fiancé informed me that my new perfume makes me smell like a urinal cake. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
hdgyfjdzdfg
United States
Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like his grandma's house. FML
Noname
United States
Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like vegetables. FML
Anonymous
United States
Chemistry
Today, I wore a new perfume to a first date in park. Halfway through, he kept sniffing the air and asked, “Do you smell onions?” Turns out the perfume reacted badly with my skin chemistry, making me smell like a taco stand. FML
so_this_is_me
Brampton, Canada
Today, my love life is so pathetic that when I got a sample of cologne in the mail, I kept sniffing it just to remind myself what a guy smells like. FML
Rydia
Love is in the air
Today, my fiancé hugged me so tight that I couldn't move, said he loved me, let out a loud, obnoxious and smelly fart cloud and made me breathe it in. FML
fml
Perry, United States
Today, my new husband and I were called up to have our first dance at our wedding. While I rested my head on his shoulder, he whispered the most romantic thing to me: "Your breath stinks." FML
DSM
United States
Today, I was going to attempt to compliment my girlfriend, I planned on telling her that she smelled really nice. In a loving tone, I confidently told her, "Baby, you have a certain stench to you." FML
Anonymous
Chesterfield, United States
Tasty snack
Today, I showered with my favorite soaps, and I used my favorite perfumes and lotions too. I layered my scents to get a nice fruity, girly scent, which helps boosts my confidence. My husband walked in the bedroom when I was done and said that it smelled like cheesy garlic bread. FML
badboyfriend101
United States
Today, my boyfriend was continuously telling me how great my best friend smelled the other night and how I should wear some perfume that smelled like that. I have the same exact perfume and have been wearing it for months. FML
KCS
Australia
Extreme reaction
Today, I discovered I'm allergic to the new perfume I bought and now I smell like a hospital. FML
Top comments
Enslaved 38
Eau de toilette?
skeeter551 10
like most guys, he has probably used a public restroom at some point.
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JustBecausePie 12
So, how does he know?
skeeter551 10
like most guys, he has probably used a public restroom at some point.
MeanBeagle 22
doesn't that piss you off
Lebeaugars95 20
did he try peeing on you? Is your fiancé R Kelly?
tony1891 22
urinal cakes smell like perfume?
Ian7890 23
no, her perfume smells like urinal cakes
xleanne_aLly 23
Anyone else get hungry hearing the words urinal cakes? To me it reminds me of an yellow yummy sponge cake. With vanilla whip cream in the middle and butter icing on top. Mmmm with some raspberry sauce drizzled over it.
orbit 22
Dammit, now I never want to eat cake again. Thanks a lot...
GeneralDerp 5
#43 lol you're gross.
BBlah 26
At least he said it was the perfume and not you yourself...?
drunkmunkey 24
no at least he was honest, he could have said nothing and let her walk around smelling like that
ChristianH39 30
He also could've found a nicer way to say it.
drunkmunkey 24
he did find a nicer way, he said urinal cake instead of telling her that it smells like a men's bathroom
sdroze1389 31
that's a comfortable smell to some. always a silver lining right?
lammm_fml 18
At least he was honest..
Marcella1016 32
Yeah she kinda said it like she was mad he told her. Bet if someone else told her, she would've asked her "loving" fiance why he didn't tell her. Poor guy probably just can't win. Almost made me hit YDI. Be grateful, OP. Honestly, it sounds like dear fiance's life sucks if he tells you something to help you out and you just complain about it.
CaptainCookie 8
I don't think she was mad at him but mad at having bought bad perfume. That stuff can be expensive, so it'd be upsetting to be told that it smells like urinal cake.
Enslaved 38
Eau de toilette?
Grauncho 27
Aww urine love
weaponofchoice6 11
good thing he told you! Otherwise you'd be walking around smelling like a pee hole!
jack_jill05 14
I was thinking the same thing! Id want to know rather than smelling.
Senorangelo 10
I think it actually was just a bad joke. Or the perfume is so good that he doesn't want her to wear it because it turns too many noses around. In a good way.
rapunzel3416 28
Some scents just don't work. For example, Axe body spray.
feven 32
Well they must smell good if they're used as a deodorant for urinals
False_Stupidity 42
Not necessarily.. I've smelled some where I'm not sure which is worse, the cake or the pee.