Today, my boyfriend was continuously telling me how great my best friend smelled the other night and how I should wear some perfume that smelled like that. I have the same exact perfume and have been wearing it for months. FML
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Today, my boyfriend's mother told me she bought the same perfume that my boyfriend got me for Christmas last year. He loves that perfume. Now, whenever he smells me, he's going to think of his mom. FML
Today, I realized that I get turned on by my girlfriend's perfume. My mother started using the same one. FML
Today, my love life is so pathetic that when I got a sample of cologne in the mail, I kept sniffing it just to remind myself what a guy smells like. FML
Today, I lied at a store when the checkout person told me the cologne I was buying was for men. I told him it was for my boyfriend. I haven't had a boyfriend in 2 years, I just wanted it to smell like one. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like his grandma's house. FML
Today, my loving fiancé informed me that my new perfume makes me smell like a urinal cake. FML
Today, I was telling my boyfriend how proud I am of him for finding a really good job. He interrupted me to tell me that my breath smelled like his cat's. FML
Today, my brother got the same cologne as the guy I've been seeing for a while. Every time I'm with my brother I think about him, and every time I'm with him I think about my brother. FML
Today, I was walking into class when the guy i like walked in and said "Gross it smells like grandma in here. What, did someone bathe in their perfume today?" I was the only girl in the room and I just bought new perfume. I thought I smelled good, apparently I didn't. FML
Today, my boyfriend leaned over and sniffed me like a dog. He does this almost every day, even in front of people sometimes. FML
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Top comments
pancakelover 0
Perfume can smell different on different people... Don't worry, unless he starts flirting with your friend or trying to hook up with her.
gsfgf 0
maybe he though she smelled sexy because she smelled like you.
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Comments (121)
BaldOuting 0
umm what kind of boyfriend talks to you about your best friend being sexy? and how come he was so close to her that he was smelling her perfume?
jessxoxo28 5
wow u should have told him to shut the **** up and get over it he should worry about u not be smelling other pple
cia_rapp 0
Tell him that you think one of his friends TASTES better than him. See how he likes that!
Cheatx 0
Maybe, just maybe you are one of those girls that spray their perfume in the air and do a retarded dance and try to catch all the drops. How about you use your perfume correctly by spraying key spots on your body like your neck, upper chest, forearms, and the back of your neck for the trailing scents.
strawberry_78 0
What number one said...but he gets no points for being observant, but it sounds like he's got a wandering eye. Be careful with this one.
24788 7
Next time invite me over. I can **** block anyone from a mile away. MY **** BLOCKING SKILLS ARE IMPECCABLE.
neverland_fml 0
Well, obviously he doesn't just want your best friend's smell. Unless it's further south. Get a new guy, sweetie. Just like #30 said, he's not looking at just you anymore.
bahahaha 0
1) he's probably cheating 2) your friend copied your sent. think about that.
dmipotc 0
it sucks that he didnt notice it on you...but he probably subconsciously links your smell with something that turns him on and that must be a good thing, right? either that or secretly wants your best friend and is subconsciously linking her smell to something which turns him on - her.
justmeagirl 0
Aw, that sucks. Perfume smells different on different people... hopefully that's all he thought was sexy about her!