Today, my boyfriend was continuously telling me how great my best friend smelled the other night and how I should wear some perfume that smelled like that. I have the same exact perfume and have been wearing it for months. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend's mother told me she bought the same perfume that my boyfriend got me for Christmas last year. He loves that perfume. Now, whenever he smells me, he's going to think of his mom. FML
Today, I realized that I get turned on by my girlfriend's perfume. My mother started using the same one. FML
Today, my love life is so pathetic that when I got a sample of cologne in the mail, I kept sniffing it just to remind myself what a guy smells like. FML
Today, I lied at a store when the checkout person told me the cologne I was buying was for men. I told him it was for my boyfriend. I haven't had a boyfriend in 2 years, I just wanted it to smell like one. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like his grandma's house. FML
Today, my loving fiancé informed me that my new perfume makes me smell like a urinal cake. FML
Today, I was telling my boyfriend how proud I am of him for finding a really good job. He interrupted me to tell me that my breath smelled like his cat's. FML
Today, my brother got the same cologne as the guy I've been seeing for a while. Every time I'm with my brother I think about him, and every time I'm with him I think about my brother. FML
Today, I was walking into class when the guy i like walked in and said "Gross it smells like grandma in here. What, did someone bathe in their perfume today?" I was the only girl in the room and I just bought new perfume. I thought I smelled good, apparently I didn't. FML
Today, my boyfriend leaned over and sniffed me like a dog. He does this almost every day, even in front of people sometimes. FML
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pancakelover 0
Perfume can smell different on different people... Don't worry, unless he starts flirting with your friend or trying to hook up with her.
gsfgf 0
maybe he though she smelled sexy because she smelled like you.
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jSOPURE 3
Victoria Secret's Love Spell body lotion. Mmm. :)
sodawater19 0
damn a bunch of hating bitches posted on this......... perfume smells different depending strictly on your body chem, just bc it smells one way in the bottle doesnt mean it will smell that way once you put it on. Quit being so insecure, be happy that your bf made a suggestion on something for you to wear. I love how woman always say they want their man to be honest no matter what, when we do you throw it back in our faces. @27 its unnecessary shit like that, that makes immature women annoying
sparda4355 0
What he meant to say was... "Your best friend is way more attractive and I would rather be with her"... He's not going to "hump" your best friend, he has been for 3 months!!! I know, I've been there! (I would be the guy banging your BFF)
AnneFTW 17
He told you how "sexy" she smelled..? Wow. Two words - Dump him.
anicolelove 0
dump his ass he is obviously not that into you, especially if he can't keep shit like that to himself. Why on earth would he think you want to hear how sexy your best friend smells? YOU DESERVE BETTER
nodbor 11
Perfume stinks. Under normal conditions I would prefer the real sense of a woman.
dantheman_fml 0
hes trying to tell you that you are fat.... sorry
jAmbre 0
Your BF sucks for these two reasons: 1. For not knowing about fragrance and body chemistry (after all of the web/ magazine articles that have come out on the subject as of late, there is no excuse). 2. For being a disrespectful, insensitive douche bag. Only an imbecile would tell their GF that they like the way another woman smells. He obviously doesn't care about you-and is that said imbecile. As for you, you deserve much better. Dump that loser and find a hot guy who likes the way that YOU smell. Trust me, he's out there.
doomsicle 0
Genetically, some people are more attracted to others based off of factors of smell and other senses. This is to create the best offspring with the best immunity and such by having different immune systems to pass down. It could not be the perfume he thinks smells good, in otherwords. It's a survival instinct that has become esentially obsolete, but still exists.
wassup12345 0
it's not his fault, be easy on him. and ya he's probably ******* your friend