Today, my boyfriend leaned over and sniffed me like a dog. He does this almost every day, even in front of people sometimes. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend had his arm around me. He pulled me closer, so I looked up, thinking maybe he wanted a kiss. Turns out he was picking his nose over my head. FML
Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend at the store. Before I knew what was happening, he'd sniffed me and started whimpering about how I don't smell like I used to. He does this kind of crazy shit all the time. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to sniff his armpit to see if he was the one who smelled. I did because we are that comfortable with us. After a couple of sniffs I heard laughter. I forgot I was sitting in his living room and his family was watching me the whole time. I am now the BO finder. FML
Today, I witnessed my boyfriend sneeze in his hands, and then lick it. FML
Today, my boyfriend endearingly told me that he's been taking advantage of my inability to smell due to a head cold, and he's been farting around me whenever he pleases. FML
Today, I hung out with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. We were cuddling on the couch when he suddenly stands up. I thought he was going to hug me, but then he turned around, pinned my shoulders back so I couldn't move, and farted in my face. FML
Today, I realize that my boyfriend's breath quite literally smells like a sewer. It wouldn't be so bad, except that he tries to kiss me about every ten minutes, and I have to hold my breath. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick his nose for him. FML
Today, my fiancé hugged me so tight that I couldn't move, said he loved me, let out a loud, obnoxious and smelly fart cloud and made me breathe it in. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have our first kiss with each other, but my dog decided to let one rip, stinking up the whole room. My boyfriend still doesn't believe it was my dog who did it. FML
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TaylorTotsYumm 10
So, if he's a dog, you're his bitch.
saIty 17
Later, as he gets more comfortable, he'll pee on you to mark you as his.
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Comments (187)
evelynn_319 5
WTF thts creepy
bthomas0319 2
It's better than him sniffing something else(;
atthegates 0
Sniff him, see what he does
AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12
Does he show dominance like a dog too? ^_-
Pixxio_O 11
Pull a strand of his hair out at a daily basis
LiveLaughFML 10
am I the only one that thinks this is kind of cute? It's like when a girl wants to wear her boyfriends hoodie all the time because it has his scent on it(:
LaughinStock 16
32 I know what u mean but what the bf does is kinda creepy
Iamnotmyself 17
Retrain him, start with whips.
2ndSucks 15
Yeah you can usually smell someone without physically leaning over and sniffing them.
Yngve_fml 9
Dump on spot.
toastyjustice 5
Wait till the humping phase starts.
ktateprado 0
Bite his nose off.
flockz 20
the boy's hungry. roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give him an hour girl. win win.
TheRealHouse 7
I do that too.. along with random gyrating.. it's just being fun and funny.. unless he actually looks and seems creepy when doing it.. then it's just, well, creepy
fthislyfe 22
reminded me of robin's boyfriend who was actually a dog :)))
Futacy 30
just put a doggie cone on his head
tatababe 1
Awe at least it will be easy to make friends at the dog park
scrapmetal58 9
Time to take him to the vet to get neutered.
MaximilianMarche 0
nice
Eaglestrike117 29
Sniffs you like a dog? Does that mean he sniffs your ass?
andy_l 14
Does he shit on the fire escape too?
PutItIn 8
Maybe he is a werewolf. O.o
Thatcow 5
sorry when someone said take a dump on him it bought up the memory of the underpass signs saying no dumping. I thought they meant no pooping under there....
samammynanny 0
Hahaha saying what the **** is like saying what te sex!
transfat 0
haha?
eshhayz 0
at least he doesn't stick his nose in your meaty pussy and take a large inhale (4-5 seconds ). always makes me high for hours when I do that :(
rubberduckss 0
so?
frecktured 14
Maybe his job is a Snoopy mascot?
Wozuh 5
Ha ha no.
ktateprado 0
More like a snoop dog mascot.
kings1fan 6
Your guys jokes suck
ktateprado 0
The kings suck^
dragonstrike94 8
I'm so scared this might be about me Dx pr maybe the right word is worried
TaylorTotsYumm 10
So, if he's a dog, you're his bitch.
birdofparadise 16
Exactly what I was thinking.
purpleninjaa 0
Lmfao
ktateprado 0
He treats his bitch nice.
Soloman212 28
He was trying to indirectly give you this message, as to not upset you.
Burkamus 0
Well, he WAS raised by the local dogs...
zozohearts 0
Maybe he's trying to tell you something...
beanstar11 5
Maybe he thinks you smell delicious?
Iwashere12345 0
I think that would be even more alarming O.o
saIty 17
Later, as he gets more comfortable, he'll pee on you to mark you as his.
Superflykid 5
Hahaha
SupahAsian 4
After that he'll start humping your ass in public.
ninjaghost2013 0
Just give him some dog biscuits and tell him to get down
graydragon95 0
Bark at him...
rnath23 4
spray his nose with a water bottle until he learns not to do it.