Today, I went out on my first date in 2 months. My sister and her friends were also at the same restaurant we went to. I decided to ignore them but they didn't. As a joke, they though it would be funny if her friend came up and said, "I had fun last night, we should do it again". My date left. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went on my first date in over a year, and my best friend popped up at the restaurant uninvited. To make it worse, she pulled up a chair right in between us and started an argument with the bartender. FML
Today, I went on a blind date, even though the whole concept freaks me out a bit. My date showed up with his sister, who sat at our table and critiqued everything we did, from how I chewed my food, to the way we nervously laughed. He hardly said a word the whole time. FML
Today, I went out for coffee with my sister and my crush. I spent the majority of the date flirting with my crush, and when he dropped us off at home, I told him I had fun on our date. He looked at me surprised and said he'd thought I'd tagged along on his date with my sister. FML
Today, my date unexpectedly brought her friend to dinner with us. They seemed bored of me after ten minutes and left me out of their conversation for the rest of the night. Oh, and they made me pay for both of them. FML
Today, I went on a date with a girl my friend set me up with. I thought we got along great, until after dessert, when I asked if she'd be interested in doing this again. She just said, "Nahhh" then got up and casually left, stiffing me on the bill. FML
Today, I wanted to be alone for once, so I went out for dinner, planning to go to the cinema afterwards. My sister ambushed me at the restaurant because she’d heard I was stressed out and wanted to be alone, so she thought she should keep me company while I was alone to make me feel better. FML
Today, while shopping with my sister, she asked me to wait for her while she quickly said hello to a friend. I sat on a bench for an hour before I realised she wasn't coming back. Turns out, "Hello" had turned into a date. FML
Today, I was eating lunch on my first date with a really pretty girl, when my ex shows up at the same restaurant and starts telling her how bad of a boyfriend I was. My date left. FML
Today, I was at lunch with my girlfriend. The waitress came up and asked for her number, then asked if she had a significant other. I laughed as my girlfriend gave the waitress her number. They're going on a date, tonight. FML
Today, after not dating for 2 years, I went out on 2 dates. I got stood up both times. FML
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DeathShad0 1
What an ass thing to do.
SettoFail 9
That is ****** up your sisiters a bitch.
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1800getalife 0
first suckas
Stahn 0
I can't be sure, but I'm pretty sure op's a dude.
yousuckfml 0
yea
kamc 0
You have a reallyyyy mean sister!
cherrypieguy 0
incest? why not?
l1douchhe1l 0
PUSSY
yzaldana 0
Your date was afraid of competition!
bhangu023 0
was was ur sis"s friend hot
javelinpr 0
what happened to him is great. Who is dumb enough to take a girl dining in their first date? Do something different!!! She walked because she was bored to death and got the excuse she needed. Taking a girl out for dinner on the first date equals buying her time and acceptance by getting her food. BIG NO unless she pays.
2nite 0
what do you suggest then?
pokkyy 0
bitches!!!!
unjustlychicken 10
...you're a ******* idiot
DeathShad0 1
What an ass thing to do.
mattf013 0
you should fart on her face while she's sleeping ps an older post did that and he accidently pooped on the persons face
ZleveL 0
lol that was the best fml he got beat till he bled
BloodyMontage 0
LOL! Now I'm going to try to find that again.
BannedStory 0
lol i loved dat fml hahaxz..
advocate117 0
i know! That was my absolute favorite fml!! But i forgot to favorite it, and now i don't know what page its on. Oh Well.
alkos 0
owned
noPENGSinALASKA 0
great idea!!!
SettoFail 9
That is ****** up your sisiters a bitch.
KrissehFML 0
you're pretty ^^
ydi_ruuc 0
All sisters are.I have two.
AVainAttempt 0
You guys are immature
tinetine_fml 0
that suks
Kylias 6
Wow. 2 whole months? How have you survived, you poor, poor dear?
afarr 0
she is truly a saint!
clumsyjazzy 0
omg, I hope u slapped ur sister!
Carbonchild 0
So putting nair in sisters shampoo bottle ought the level the score.
puentesaurasrex 0
nice idea
fdragon257 0
Punch 'em.
perdix 31
Date your sister's friend. She obviously must be hotter than your date, otherwise she wouldn't have left. If your sister's friend was an ugly troll, you'd have told your date it was a joke and she'd laugh it off. The friend has a wicked sense of humor and your date had none, so not only are you going to get hotter sex from her, you'll have some laughs as well ;)
gsw 0
what a great thought, i couldn't agree more
tamtam1 0
except who wants to date there friends little brother. especially one who couldn't get a date for two months
saaaammmmm 0
Revenge is a poison meant for others that we end up swallowing ourselves. Vengeance is a dark light that blinds all who seek it. The untroubled soul knows there is no justice in revenge. The untroubled soul knows that to seek vengeance is to seek destruction.