Today, I thought it would be cute to put on a Santa hat and ask my crush what he wanted for Christmas. He said "A girlfriend." I took off my Santa hat and yelled "Ta-da!" He added, "An ATTRACTIVE girlfriend." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I sent a text message to a guy I like, saying, "Dear Santa, I want to fall in love." He replied: "Wait for next Christmas..." FML
Today, I dressed up as Santa Claus for my employees' children. After seeing all the others, my daughter's turn arrived. She sat on my lap, put her lips to my ear, and whispered softly: "I want a new dad." FML
Today, I asked out the man of my dreams. He's smart, attractive, and has a steady job. Imagine my surprise when he accepted. Then imagine my surprise when he followed up with, "Hah, just kidding. You're fucking BORING!" FML
Today, I decided to finally talk to my crush. I said, "Hello" to which he replied, "First, dye your hair blonde and grow some boobs, then we can talk business." FML
Today, my friend thought it would be funny to announce to the class that I finally got a girlfriend. I received a standing ovation. FML
Today, I felt fairly depressed about being single for the holidays during work. This cute girl came to my register asking about our sales ad. After telling her we had no copies, she asked for my number. I shouted: "Finally, someone wants to go out with me." She wanted the store's number to call. FML
Today, I asked out the girl of my dreams, the girl I've loved for 3 years. I went to her desk and surprised her with roses, chocolates, and played “All I Want for Christmas is You.” She said no. On top of that, she ate all the chocolates. FML
Today, I told my friend I would pay him to ask out the ugliest girl he knew. He asked out my girlfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend gave herself a graduation gift: a new boyfriend. FML
Today, from my girlfriend of five years, I got my clothes back, my engagment ring and a card that says, "Merry Christmas! It's me not you." FML
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Top comments
MidnightRain3 16
Ouch. Lol
hannah_cheers 30
If he cares more about looks than personality, he isn't worth it, OP. Find someone who will find you beautiful no matter what.
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Comments (133)
MidnightRain3 16
Ouch. Lol
kipperin 18
Maybe he thought you weren't serious. That was really cute though.
FBellesLife 15
Tell him you'd like a boyfriend, one that's not an ASSHOLE.
TheTacoMan 24
#58 I'm 95% sure that her boyfriend was joking and messing around with her.
TheSwegMaster69 11
#98 It says crush not boyfriend.
FBellesLife 15
#98: That's not the point. The point is, he is still an asshole.
sig4life 18
Is he an asshole or is she just not attractive to him. Not everyone is attractive and she may not be. That doesn't make him an ass.
incoherentrmblr 22
Everyone is beautiful in their own way, some times it's not with physical features, but their personality features make up for it...
1dvos_grl3 21
exactly #115 , just by her doing something so cute just shows she's a fun person!
hannah_cheers 30
If he cares more about looks than personality, he isn't worth it, OP. Find someone who will find you beautiful no matter what.
Adeptus_Astartes 22
It depends. I can be fine with anyone as long as they're healthy, but unhealthy people are a big turn off for me.
ElementaryEdGuy 18
16: Is that your elegant way of saying "no fat chicks?"
phsycic_melon 8
Thing is if a guy is ugly then he shouldn't get a date. But for a girl to be ugly, a guy is an asshole if he dumps her.
SquidgyOmAm 24
@25 I think he means he's ok with anyone unless their weight causes health risks. It's not just fat people who have health problems. Skinny people can be unhealthy as well because of poor eating habits or eating disorders. Not being overweight doesn't automatically make you healthy.
Erto 17
What about OP? She probably has a crush on this guy just for his looks. She's just as shallow.
sockoiid 13
Maybe she's a bitch too
tbone5466 9
@35 lhit the nail on the head
onlychildFTW 34
Wax off that unibrow.it gets the hairs roots and over time it comes back in less and lighter. Problem solved.
sig4life 18
#35 I would agree. The only thing about attractiveness, is that both sexes have to have some type of attractiveness to meet. If you don't like the way they look, how are you going to find out about the inside? The looks are just the first step.
ElectroThunder28 16
Yes, you should care more about personality, but you can't say that looks don't matter. Personality matters a lot to me, but I wouldn't date someone soley personality based
ShenaniganNinja 20
Attraction is an important part of a relationship. I know plenty of girls that seem perfect for me when I think about it logically, who were also very attractive, but when I went on dates with them it just fell flat. Then there's other girls that maybe weren't as attractive, but for some reason I'm drawn to them more so than I was to the really hot girl I dated last week who shared more interests with me. Attraction is hard to quantify, and it's more than just "good" looks and "good" personality. It's compatibility. We don't get to choose who we like. We don't get to choose who we are attracted to. Don't blame the guy for something beyond his control. But in all seriousness, for OP, FYL. That sucks. Let go and move on. You'll find someone.
thes7274473 19
You are sexist and really, pretty rude and superficial
Jbrady43 13
Easy for u to say ur hot
thomasrasmussen7 20
Well Santa atleast knows he's on the naughty list now. Maybe he'll bring him an attractive naughty girl.
fuckercakes 21
Have the straight white boys already migrated to this site?
DARKDAY07 16
I'll take an attractive naughty girl
DoubleDosexo 12
um no, he'd be lucky to get coal if he's on the naughty list.
fuckercakes 21
It seems the straight white boys have already migrated to this site
DogeMan 14
He's gonna get coal instead
mzcupcakez 20
he is obviously not worthy to be your crush. there is someone better out there for you :)
Almost_Positive 18
That was cute. I'm sorry. They didn't seem like the best person ever :/
doublewall 6
That sounded pretty positive to me . :)
FYLTHOUGH 15
allow him then, no point crying over it.
toxic_walrus 15
If it makes you feel better that was smooth as hell, good job OP.
King_Nero 15
It was pretty clever that she did it. If I had a girl do that, even if I wasn't interested in her, I'd end up giving them a chance just for that.
yoha_ordonez 8
So awesome she had the balls to do that. Too bad he's a dick.
otecasacid 22
You're a dick if you're not interested in someone who is interested in you? I don't understand the logic of 90% of the posters on this site. A bunch of sympathizers hoping for "thumbs up" This isn't even reddit guys. The points have even less meaning here.
imshadyxo 25
He's a dick because of the way he communicated his non-interest, not because of the non-interest itself
Emmers__27 7
^#104 Exactly
akakennedy 16
Well that crush is over!
Almost_Positive 18
Hopefully
qdawg06 23
This has the possibility to be the cutest thing ever and it ended up being an FYL... That's crappy, sorry OP.
amdraxx 1
What an ass. I'm sure any guy would be lucky to be with you. All he'll be getting is a lump of coal
stingray112 24
That's false