Carowl
Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't like cuddling in bed because he hates rebreathing his own carbon dioxide. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
bad sleeper
United States
Thrashing
Today, I asked my boyfriend why he never wants to sleepover anymore. He said he loves me, but that sleeping next to me is like sleeping next to someone reenacting the crucifixion while being mauled to death by squirrels. So much for cuddling through the night. FML
meow
United States
Today, my boyfriend informed me that sharing a bed with me was like sleeping with a seizing cat. FML
byebyeromance
State College, United States
Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML
PookaKay02
United States
Today, I realize that my boyfriend's breath quite literally smells like a sewer. It wouldn't be so bad, except that he tries to kiss me about every ten minutes, and I have to hold my breath. FML
LoveStruck-
United States
Class act
Today, I hung out with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. We were cuddling on the couch when he suddenly stands up. I thought he was going to hug me, but then he turned around, pinned my shoulders back so I couldn't move, and farted in my face. FML
Anonymous
Nesoddtangen, Norway
Today, I had an asthma attack while in bed with my boyfriend. He interrupted my desperate coughing only to tell me to shut up. He then rolled over to go back to sleep. FML
Shelby
Today, my boyfriend told me that he hasn't showered in over a week, because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
sickyandiknowit
Eugene, United States
Today, my boyfriend endearingly told me that he's been taking advantage of my inability to smell due to a head cold, and he's been farting around me whenever he pleases. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in bed together, and I was in a snuggly mood. I rolled over to gaze lovingly into his eyes and whisper sweet nothings to him in the darkness. His response? "Dear God! Did somebody fart in your mouth?!" FML
ShelbyIsAwesome
Who are these people ?
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he hasn't showered in over a week because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Top comments
xx000o 27
Inform him that the couch is a CO2 free zone.
TrippingOnAcid 29
Have him be little spoon
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dubiedue 8
I kinda understand this! I like spooning but can't cuddle my fiancé face to face in bed because I hate being breathed on!
Alechugger 1
Is he Sheldon Cooper?
urake 10
My gf doesn't like to cuddle because she said she gets hot and uncomfortable when she cuddles for too long Guess some people just don't like to cuddle
shablagoo22 11
I might be one of the few crazy enough to see his point. You two need to spoon however comfortable, so that you aren't face to face.
owpi 2
I agree
HellaFucked 8
I understand this feeling, (not the dumb carbkn dioxude thing, I hate breathing my own hot air, it feels gross) Try making him the little spoon or something. Not everyone likes to get smothered. Good luck!
hateredblast 7
Well he IS a prick, but remember YOU chose to date him!
S1N9UL4R17Y 8
I know what he means. when your face is really close to something the air you breath out can't escape well. have him put another pillow under him so he's breathing over you, and not into the back of your neck.
Keiraquarium 12
Although what he said was pretty stupid, I do understand where he's coming from. I don't mind cuddling before bed but I hate sleep-cuddling. I don't even really like sharing a bed at all; I need my space when I sleep. And cuddling can be uncomfortable when it's hot as well.
susytreydawg 13
I hate that as well. plus I feel that all the air collects in the middle.