Carowl
Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't like cuddling in bed because he hates rebreathing his own carbon dioxide. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
bad sleeper
United States
Thrashing
Today, I asked my boyfriend why he never wants to sleepover anymore. He said he loves me, but that sleeping next to me is like sleeping next to someone reenacting the crucifixion while being mauled to death by squirrels. So much for cuddling through the night. FML
meow
United States
Today, my boyfriend informed me that sharing a bed with me was like sleeping with a seizing cat. FML
byebyeromance
State College, United States
Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML
PookaKay02
United States
Today, I realize that my boyfriend's breath quite literally smells like a sewer. It wouldn't be so bad, except that he tries to kiss me about every ten minutes, and I have to hold my breath. FML
LoveStruck-
United States
Class act
Today, I hung out with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. We were cuddling on the couch when he suddenly stands up. I thought he was going to hug me, but then he turned around, pinned my shoulders back so I couldn't move, and farted in my face. FML
Anonymous
Nesoddtangen, Norway
Today, I had an asthma attack while in bed with my boyfriend. He interrupted my desperate coughing only to tell me to shut up. He then rolled over to go back to sleep. FML
Shelby
Today, my boyfriend told me that he hasn't showered in over a week, because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
sickyandiknowit
Eugene, United States
Today, my boyfriend endearingly told me that he's been taking advantage of my inability to smell due to a head cold, and he's been farting around me whenever he pleases. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in bed together, and I was in a snuggly mood. I rolled over to gaze lovingly into his eyes and whisper sweet nothings to him in the darkness. His response? "Dear God! Did somebody fart in your mouth?!" FML
ShelbyIsAwesome
Who are these people ?
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he hasn't showered in over a week because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Top comments
xx000o 27
Inform him that the couch is a CO2 free zone.
TrippingOnAcid 29
Have him be little spoon
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Comments (56)
bluefairy_fml 24
A perfectly valid reason. That's why spooning is so much better.
getindoe69 17
or he could be hinting that your breath doesn't smell like cotton candy and rainbows
PadfootLovesPie 16
somewhat understandable, like when you breath in your own breath and it's all hot and muggy, but he uses that as an excuse for a solution, then he's an idiot. FYL.
XxAtreyuSinsxX 14
I'm actually kind of like that. If my boyfriend's face is right by mine then I breathe in HIS carbon dioxide and I get really annoyed. :/ Still love him though. We find a different cuddle position.
SBittick 20
I thought I was the only one!
Domonator 16
C2H6O would be (much) more effective than H2O
ftloosenfanzfree 7
I love cuddling but not with faces close. I wouldn't say it's because of carbon dioxide, but breathing in the same small space for an extended period of time is uncomfortable. It gets hot and stuffy and if you haven't both just brushed your teeth it probably doesn't smell great either.
ChanceMiles 6
I actually have that same Co2 issue
KaidensCrow 18
my husband and I are the same way... just don't breathe in his face or shove his face into your body... We love to cuddle still.. and we kiss all the time... but I cannot stand him breathing in my face while I'm trying to sleep... so we spoon lol
PinkHairandInk 19
Sounds like it's time to switch positions.