Today, I was at the movies with my boyfriend, when I had to go pee. Halfway down the aisle, I tripped, screamed, and fell face-first into some guy. My boyfriend is now accusing me of cheating and "flirting" with every man I see. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at the movies with my boyfriend when I really had to pee. I tried to get out of the aisle in a hurry so I wouldn't disturb anyone when I tripped, landing on the people in the row in front of me. FML
Today, I was on a date with a guy and we decided to go see a movie. As we were walking in, I saw my ex-boyfriend with his new girlfriend. I tried to avoid them, but my left heel got caught in a crack in the pavement and I fell face-first onto the ground. My ex and his girlfriend saw me, laughed, and walked off. FML
Today, I was walking to the movie theatre with my boyfriend, when three guys muscled over and told us to hand over our phones. My boyfriend didn't waste any time pushing past me and running like hell, leaving me in tears and almost having a panic attack. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were at the movies. When the "love scene" came on, she leaned over and made out with the wrong man. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML
Today, I took my crush to see a movie. During the movie, I made a move and put my arm around her. As I reached over, my hand went straight into the popcorn tub, and I knocked it over. It spilled everywhere, all over her lap, all over me, and on the floor. I spent the next 15 minutes trying to clean up, while she awkwardly avoided eye contact. FML
Today, I was riding up an escalator in the mall in uncomfortable high heels. While adjusting my bag I suddenly lost my balance and began flailing wildly. In desperation I hurled forward and ended up grabbing a teenage boy's buttocks and was promptly slapped by his girlfriend. FML
Today, I tried to "trip" and fall into this guy I've had a crush on. I missed and fell on my face. He stepped over me and kept walking. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my girlfriend. As I started putting my arm around her, I hit her in the face. FML
Today, after watching Insidious, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to scare me while I was on the toilet. I was in mid-piss when he jumped out at me, and I ran screaming and peeing down the hall. FML
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PlasticSand 6
How unfortunate, but how is screaming the same as flirting?
kidwiththeface42 7
Whoever tripped you must be one Helluva wingman.
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Comments (116)
PlasticSand 6
How unfortunate, but how is screaming the same as flirting?
Viciousstorms 7
Well look at the bright side... He clearly isn't too bright, and you can find a nice guy with some intelligence.
RaggleFrock 13
Dump his dumb ass. Seriously, don't be weighed down by such an idiot.
maosquare 18
No, you can't just dump anyone and everyone every time they make a mistake. You should try to solve it. That's how healthy relationships work.
fleg 9
If he's so jealous and irrational, then it's probably not a healthy relationship to begin with. So get over it.
Krirn 21
None of you are even trying to answer 1's question.
_lady_rainicorn_ 2
mating call
taco_bender 12
Gorillas scream and holler when they try to attract a mate. Or is that only King Kong with blonde girls?
gill4liife 0
Showing he's jealous of other guys talking to his girl, is just showing how much he cares. But accusing her is wrong...
murdersquirrel 15
Jealousy /=/ love, ever.
MerrikBarbarian 9
64- uh no. Love does not equal jealousy. Freaking out if your girl talks to someone has nothing to do with caring. It has to do with your own insecurity and should be a red flag to any girl you have anger issues
wannaplay 1
Did u pee on the guy!?!? When I scream I pee my pants
lookingforlovee 0
Poor guy you fell onto! Just trying to watch a movie in peace...
DontGuessMyName 5
Says the superhero dog.
zack11742 7
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Well did he see you fall? If not then I guessing could understand
GirlYouNasty 11
"I guessing could understand"... Your grammar scares me.
sily44 0
Go back to school! Lmao!!
Keliosan 6
It could just be a typo...shit happens get over it.
livibobs98 7
it's not your fault i spell stuff wrong or type stuff wrong all the time
crazyrunnergirl 7
This is obviously not your fault...
Sinamoi 18
*In Snape's voice* "Obviously..."
stevenJB 25
Oh. How marvelous! ^w^
groundzeromma 8
You shouldve went with Antoine Dodsons voice, geez! Lol
jisaac09 25
It is stupid not to trust the person you are with. If you don't trust them to remain loyal and honest then leave them. Every healthy relationship has to have trust.
ImABagel 0
Unless you're with a cheating girl who can't keep herself off of other men while she's dating you and cheats on you two times because you were too stupid to not trust her! *pants* But yeah, you should definately trust your significant other. :)
RaquelW 7
like 4 said, then leave them and stop bitching.
stevenJB 25
Your boyfriend sounds immature and isn't willing to take a moment to listen to his girlfriend. FYL
RadPenny 6
Your avatar is how the guy looked when op landed on him.
stevenJB 25
Haha. Clever!
kidwiththeface42 7
Whoever tripped you must be one Helluva wingman.
xoconnie 8
nice comment it made me laugh out loud for real hahahaah
McNerdyNerd 8
Your boyfriend has the observating skills of a lamp post. Next time you see him talking to a female relative, accuse him of the same thing..see how he likes being accuse for competely stupid reasons :P
4everblackjack 10
If he always accuses you of something like that then he has some sort of issue. Have a serious talk with him.
TarieBoo 2
tripping over every guy she sees tsk tsk
perdix 31
After your head was in his lap for ten minutes, the "accident" alibi didn't work anymore.