Today, I found out my new puppy has worms by him scooting his butt across my new carpet. It's like smeared spaghetti. FML
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Today, my dog had REALLY bad diarrhea. I found that out when I woke up to find it all over my bed. FML
Today, my son pooped in his diaper and managed to somehow take it off without my knowledge. He then sat down on the carpet and imitated a dog with worms, all the way down the hallway, through the living room, and into my bedroom. FML
Today, I discovered that one of my dogs has taken a liking to rolling over his own poop. I found out by petting him. FML
Today, my puppy came into my room, and I cupped his head in my hands and bent down to kiss him. As I did, I realized that the part of his head I was kissing was covered in his own shit that he'd seemingly been rolling in. FML
Today, I discovered my dog pooped in my bed, under the covers, by rolling over onto it. FML
Today, I let my new cat sleep in bed with me. It was cute until she wiped a tapeworm onto my arm. FML
Today, I had to watch my niece’s puppy. The darn dog kept finding turds in the yard and eating them. One turd had worms in it. FML
Today, I brought my new puppy home. I saw her sniffing around, so I took her outside to do her business. She simply played in the grass for ten minutes, so I brought her in. She walked in the door, squatted, and shit. She has diarrhea. This is the fourth time today. FML
Today, I caught my dog attempting to shit on the carpet. When I saw him, I screamed. Startled, he ran around the house, continuing to take his shit. Now, I don't have to clean up a nice pile, I get to go on a scavenger hunt and find all of the scattered turds. FML
Today, my puppy celebrated a milestone by lifting his leg to pee for the first time. Too bad it was up against my brand new soft fabric couch. FML
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xoxoblondee 31
I found out my kitten had worms when she farted in my face and one was hanging out of her ass.
alphafish17 16
Well I guess I won't be eating spaghetti anytime soon...
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Comments (86)
MrPottsWithTwoTs 14
Delicious
xoxoblondee 31
I found out my kitten had worms when she farted in my face and one was hanging out of her ass.
aruden 25
Sounds like your kitten gambled on a fart and you both lost.
bocagrove 9
This has to be one of the best comments on FML.
Hyenayena 27
#2, I'm usually good at reading FML and eating at the same time. But this made gag and cringe like no one else has made me gag and cringe.... I wish j could give you one if my medals
KushyMcHaze 18
This should be its own FML !
pooldude 24
thanks for the image... i can't unimagine that shit!
slackerjoe 22
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
all cats/dogs are born with worms, that's why it's important to deworm them before and after they are sold/bought/adopted
teentee401 37
49: I'm no vet but...that doesn't sound accurate.
DogeDogeDoge 13
Please submit this as a FML!
A1NoSauce 17
Why isn't this a FML?
misty11111111 4
It is accurate idiot use google
BanjoCheeseGuy 26
@49 I googled it and yeah, apparently puppies and kittens are born with worms. I thought that that comment was bs till i searched it up.
iluvyahh 16
Oh boy.
crudeandrudeguy 29
Ya, thank you for totally ruining spaghetti for me
BantasaurusRex 13
Everyone has their dolmio day
naddousha 14
You gotta take him to the vet for "vermifuge" ( don't know the english name for it) and make sure not to feed him raw milk or raw meat. Some worms could be fatal for a puppy.
Frillwee95 12
Or just call 1-800-pet-meds :D
naddousha 14
I am from morocco, not familiar with that number. Only know 911 and 411 :-D
KaidensCrow 18
it's the number for a pet medicine company here in the United States.. they are supposed to be cheaper and they deliver it to your house
umerin 32
Been there. Folex is your best friend for cleanup. And a trip to the vet will fix your puppy right up :)
GeorgeWBush1 3
That sucks
MonkyTheKitty 6
Aww poor puppy :( I hope you do a follow up so we know if the puppy is ok.
alphafish17 16
Well I guess I won't be eating spaghetti anytime soon...
shells3173 16
got vomit on my sweater already, mom's spaghetti
more4me 27
Eminem reference 8 Miles.
corky1992 33
It's in the movie 8 mile, but it's actually from his song Lose Yourself.
thuanxo 5
I was so hoping that someone would comment that reference ヽ(｀Д´)ﾉ