Today, I realize that my boyfriend's breath quite literally smells like a sewer. It wouldn't be so bad, except that he tries to kiss me about every ten minutes, and I have to hold my breath. FML
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Today, I’ve discovered that even if he brushes his teeth for 10 minutes straight, flosses, and rinses with mouthwash, my boyfriend’s breath still smells like a cross between sewage and rotting fish. I’m running out of excuses for not kissing him. FML
Today, and as for the rest of my life, I will always have a husband whose breath stinks. FML
Today, my boyfriend endearingly told me that he's been taking advantage of my inability to smell due to a head cold, and he's been farting around me whenever he pleases. FML
Today, I was telling my boyfriend how proud I am of him for finding a really good job. He interrupted me to tell me that my breath smelled like his cat's. FML
Today, my girlfriend complained that I don't kiss her often enough. The problem is her breath. It's disgusting. I gently answered, "Well, you don't kiss me often either." Now she keeps kissing me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were making out when I asked him to go brush his teeth, since his breath stank. He went back to playing video games. FML
Today, I was talking to this boy I really like and we were laughing together, until I got this disgusting putrid smell. I started to say how awful the smell was and he stopped laughing to take a sniff too. As soon as he closed his mouth the smell was gone. FML
Today, my girlfriend got pissed when I told her she needed to brush her teeth more than once a day. I could smell her breath from across the bed. FML
Today, I was watching a romantic comedy at my boyfriend's house. During the make out scene, I decided to go in for a kiss. He apparently decided to belch at the same time. I could taste it. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were kissing. Halfway through the kiss, he rubs his tongue along all my teeth and says, "You need to brush your teeth." FML
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Top comments
saIty 17
Just before he tries to get smoochy, pop 10 mints in your mouth. Then as you engage contact spit them all in his mouth.
perdix 31
Get a job at the local wastewater treatment plant so you can be around the smell of raw sewage all day. You'll get accustomed to it and your boyfriend's mouth will just taste like work. Or get a new boyfriend.
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Comments (195)
junz_fml 0
Mouthwash helps.
EffinToofer 3
No one has mentioned one of the most important parts of oral hygiene: flossing. You can brush and use mouthwash, but if you don't floss, there is still bacteria between your teeth and gums and your breath can still stink.
CryMoreFMLs 15
Give him the ultimaeum: Brush your friggen' teeth or Get the **** Out.
italianbby 11
Tell him to start practicing safe breath
saIty 17
Just before he tries to get smoochy, pop 10 mints in your mouth. Then as you engage contact spit them all in his mouth.
AshleyCole 0
That's genius.
BellaBelle_fml 23
That would help that make-out session, but it doesn't fix the whole problem. OP should just talk to her bf about his halitosis.
LoZelda123 20
#3 have you had to put this into practice? XD
Shadow_Phantom 26
Speak up, woman! I mean FYL, but you kinda deserve it. Tell him he needs to brush, and use mouthwash while he's at it...
Jovecove 13
Satanist.
iam_yummylicious 12
Yes. Thats what her profile says. Good job, you're not illiterate!!!
silentbutfunny 0
Why are you satanic? I want an answer is all.
claferi 5
Tell him
onthetoilet 3
Tell him there is three things he can try: go see a dentist about his halitosis. Brush his teeth and tongue. Lastly keep hydrated
hkhan24 23
Why is he your boyfriend?
RavagedSouI 0
Because she is not so picky to make an entire list of things she finds in a guy. Bad breath is quite a minor problem, compared to B.O at least.
Beck2209 0
If he can't take care of his mouth, then shouldn't she worry what else he doesn't care about? D:
anongrl 2
Sometimes bad breath is harder to get rid of and can't be solved with just brushing and mouthwash. It could be some kind of gum disease or stomach problem. It's not always the persons fault.
mistersheezy 7
Invest in a backbone. You can't have a relationship without having total honesty.
PeteyPablo12308 20
Very true.. However, I feel your pain OP, 'cause I had the same problem with my ex. Straight up, he only brushes his teeth MAYBE 10 times a year.
iluvhobos 5
There's nothing wrong with telling someone that they need to take care of their mouth, especially if they're going to be kissing you.
perdix 31
Get a job at the local wastewater treatment plant so you can be around the smell of raw sewage all day. You'll get accustomed to it and your boyfriend's mouth will just taste like work. Or get a new boyfriend.
usmcsniper16 0
rofl
DropDead77 11
Hahaha xD
pfx2_fml 15
Was this before or after he ate you out?
yamatelle 19
It's not funny the first time.
Enigmax2514 7
Insist on 10 times of teeth brushing + listerine before the next kiss?
yamatelle 19
That wasn't meant for this comment. FML is going crazy again.